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South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 01:29

You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 01:31

You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 01:34

NSFW!

You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 01:41

You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: South African Humour

Postby Tempo Gain » 18 Apr 2010, 01:42

There was a nando's here for a while, the chicken was good with the hot sauce they had, too bad it didn't last
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Re: South African Humour

Postby flike » 18 Apr 2010, 01:48

I found the first two passe, but still I liked the second one (Nando's). Nando's could probably launch a line of successful franchises in fraternity rows in university towns all over the USA just on the basis of this one video. :thumbsup:

The third one, I've seen that one before. I reckon we'd have to visit a helluva lot more American trailer parks than're healthy to find anything that disturbing. :)
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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 01:55

Hey! I never said it was FUNNY! I said it was "South African Humour"!


You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Postby jimipresley » 18 Apr 2010, 02:02

You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: South African Humour

Postby BigJohn » 18 Apr 2010, 02:40

Van de Merwe was describing his English test to his mother. "I wrote most of it correctly; but I made one mistake: They asked for the past tense of `think'; I thought and thought and finally wrote `thunk'.
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Re: South African Humour

Postby Baas Babelaas » 18 Apr 2010, 07:58

JP, check out http://www.dieantwoord.com

Waddy Jones' latest project - he really gets into role..

"Jou ma's se poes in 'n fishpaste jar"..
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