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Re: South African Humour

Postby bismarck » 18 Nov 2010, 00:34

I think this most definitely falls into the category of "South African Humour".

Mr. South Africa
Winning a male beauty pageant is a bit like winning the special Olympics. Sure, amongst your peers you’re the best, but once you roll back into the real world you’re still retarded.
But at least the handicapped get good parking spaces. What are the benefits of being a Mr South Africa?...
...The tragedy is that if you allow the teenage girls from places such as Uitenhage, Pretoria North and His People Church to sms in their votes and stack the judging panel with the likes of Amor, Nathaniel and Kurt Darren, this Adriaan Bergh is a shoo in for at least the first prince crown. No doubt, "Die Here Jesus Christus my verlosser," will come in for fulsome thanks at the awards ceremony and then 7 months later in his memoirs, Adriaan will generate much-needed publicity by revealing himself to be gay. Last week NME said the following of Die Antwoord, "One album in and this Afrikaaner hip-hop joke is already past its sell-by date." Adriaan Bergh just seems to be one more in a series of own goals that is coming out of Afrikaans popular culture of late...

:roflmao:


This is priceless! Especially 1:18, 1:36, sweat stain at 2:00 onwards, and making a play for the hostess at 2:21...

My personal "favourite". :roflmao:
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Re: South African Humour

Postby Baas Babelaas » 18 Nov 2010, 03:12

Bismarck, that's just rude and evil.
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Re: South African Humour

Postby bismarck » 18 Nov 2010, 08:11

Baas Babelaas wrote:Bismarck, that's just rude and evil.

Maybe, but it sure is funny! :D
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Re: South African Humour

Postby Baas Babelaas » 18 Nov 2010, 13:59

Maybe, but it sure is funny!

Glad I'm not one of those bunnies.
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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 04 Jun 2012, 19:10

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Re: South African Humour

Postby bismarck » 04 Jun 2012, 23:30

jimipresley wrote:Image

We're never going to live down those bloody pink jerseys! :fume:
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Re: South African Humour

Postby bismarck » 04 Jun 2012, 23:38

Oh, got this joke in my inbox yesterday, but I'm translating from Efrikens, so bear with me.

Two boys are playing cricket in a park in Cape Town when this rottweiler comes out of nowhere and starts viciously mauling the one kid. Thinking on his feet the second boy takes his cricket bat and pushes the handle between the dog's collar and his neck, twists and breaks the rottweilers neck, thereby saving his friend's life.
A journalist who was happening to be walking by runs over and starts interviewing the kid. Asks him what happened and once he explained he starts writing in his notebook: Little Stormers supporter saves friend in vicious animal attack!
The kid pipes up, "Hey! I'm not a Stormers supporter." So the journo scratches out his first scribbling and writes: Sharks fan rescues young friend from vicious rottweiler!
The kid chimes in again, "I'm not a Sharks supporter either!"
"Who do you support then?", asks the journo.
"The Bulls!", says the kid.
Immediately the journo writes out a new headline: Little shit from Pretoria murders beloved family pet in park!
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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 27 Jun 2012, 21:17

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You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

I'm much more of a nasty rotter in real life, especially with vapid or vacuous verbiage from the ill read & intellectually challenged. - TheGingerMan

Don't be a cheap cunt. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: South African Humour

Postby bismarck » 27 Jun 2012, 22:54

jimipresley wrote:Image

hehe Nice one.
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Re: South African Humour

Postby jimipresley » 21 Sep 2012, 18:19

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You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

I'm much more of a nasty rotter in real life, especially with vapid or vacuous verbiage from the ill read & intellectually challenged. - TheGingerMan

Don't be a cheap cunt. - Deuce Dropper

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