Mr. South Africa
Winning a male beauty pageant is a bit like winning the special Olympics. Sure, amongst your peers you’re the best, but once you roll back into the real world you’re still retarded.
But at least the handicapped get good parking spaces. What are the benefits of being a Mr South Africa?...
...The tragedy is that if you allow the teenage girls from places such as Uitenhage, Pretoria North and His People Church to sms in their votes and stack the judging panel with the likes of Amor, Nathaniel and Kurt Darren, this Adriaan Bergh is a shoo in for at least the first prince crown. No doubt, "Die Here Jesus Christus my verlosser," will come in for fulsome thanks at the awards ceremony and then 7 months later in his memoirs, Adriaan will generate much-needed publicity by revealing himself to be gay. Last week NME said the following of Die Antwoord, "One album in and this Afrikaaner hip-hop joke is already past its sell-by date." Adriaan Bergh just seems to be one more in a series of own goals that is coming out of Afrikaans popular culture of late...
This is priceless! Especially 1:18, 1:36, sweat stain at 2:00 onwards, and making a play for the hostess at 2:21...
My personal "favourite".
