And may the Good Brothers refrain from sliming us with their ectoplasm.
"Then how do you explain Rasputin's mesmerism and inhuman vitality? Stalin's army of human-ape hybrid soldiers? The use of lasers during the battles on Damansky Island in 1969? The undisputed fact that creatures not of this earth have infiltrated the Volgograd region so completely that they are effectively in control? And I'd be very interested in hearing what you have to say about the Black Volga." --Red Ned Lynch, responding to "scientific" explanations of the 1908 Tunguska event in the Talkbacks of Ain't It Cool News