Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Postby bigduke6 » 16 May 2012, 08:41

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Re: Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Postby TheGingerMan » 17 May 2012, 19:38

She just went up a notch in my ledger.
However, that rates her at about a 1.9.
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Re: Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Postby Super Hans » 17 May 2012, 19:40

I'm pleasantly surprised that it's not just me who suddenly turns all fundamentalist when I hear her name. I might convert.
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Re: Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Postby Zla'od » 18 May 2012, 11:18

The devil's loins, you say?! Nay, his backside!

Furthermore, I strongly suspect "Lady Gaga" of being an assumed title. (But if she gives enough money to charity, then perhaps the queen will create her Lady Gaga.)
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Re: Lady Gaga is the spawn of the Devil's loins

Postby pb » 18 May 2012, 13:21

Super Hans wrote:I'm pleasantly surprised that it's not just me who suddenly turns all fundamentalist when I hear her name. I might convert.


Reconsider?


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