On Baptist-style perdition

On Baptist-style perdition

Postby the chief » 27 Mar 2011, 09:03

So, it occurs to me, given that "brimstone" is, technically sulfur, yeah?

One would have a rough go of it convincing Mrs.the chief and the chieflette of any doctrine other than hell as a living human experience, since the average description of your standard eternal torment sounds pretty much like the the ambient environment in our bedroom Saturday night after Pa's chowed own on takeaway pizza and hot wings.

Just saying, is all.
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Re: On Baptist-style perdition

Postby Tomas » 27 Mar 2011, 10:35

So you've been farting up a poison cloud at home? Did you dutch oven your beloved? I haven't done that for a while.

Open a window. We may like our own brand; unfortunately, it isn't quite so fragrant to our loved ones.
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Re: On Baptist-style perdition

Postby sandman » 27 Mar 2011, 14:41

"Yammy" is a word in the Scots Doric dialect that translates as "delicious." As in (in the words of an Aberdeenshire farm laborer recorded in the 1930s) "I like the smell o' my ain farts -- they're fine and yammy."

My kid has turned into our bedroom canary, if you will. "Daddy feng-pi! DADDY FENG-PIIIIIIIIII! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Re: On Baptist-style perdition

Postby TainanCowboy » 27 Mar 2011, 14:49

Yakult 'drinking yogurt', which now comes in an assortment of fruity flavors, primes the intestinal bombs here.
The wife keeps a goodly supply in the 'fridge.
Combine that with cabbage and it sounds like a Taiwan temple party!
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Re: On Baptist-style perdition

Postby Got To Be Kidding » 27 Mar 2011, 21:11

TainanCowboy wrote:Yakult 'drinking yogurt', which now comes in an assortment of fruity flavors, primes the intestinal bombs here.
The wife keeps a goodly supply in the 'fridge.
Combine that with cabbage and it sounds like a Taiwan temple party!


I KNEW there was a reason why I liked that stuff.
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On Baptist-style perdition

Postby flike » 27 Mar 2011, 21:18

I hope all the sub-chiefs are all aware of - and in the best Baptist tradition - religiously followin' the axiomatic culinary rule re: prairie chili.

Key to family harmony is never EVER use more than 239 pinto beans. Usin' just one more bean would be too farty.

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Re: On Baptist-style perdition

Postby Got To Be Kidding » 27 Mar 2011, 21:55

flike wrote:I hope all the sub-chiefs are all aware of - and in the best Baptist tradition - religiously followin' the axiomatic culinary rule re: prairie chili.

Key to family harmony is never EVER use more than 239 pinto beans. Usin' just one more bean would be too farty.

Yer welcome.


Yer goin' ta HELL for that one!
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