This is Taiwan. He could be right and wrong at the exact same time, and still have a logical explanation that even Steven Hawkins would have a tough time understanding.
However the Taiwanese tea lady in the office with a grade 2, would understand the logic perfectly. Go figure.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Mr.Lahey: The shitabyss!
Randy: Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shitabyss, please?!
Mr.Lahey: Ah, fuck it.