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Alright, come clean.

Postby Lili » 10 Dec 2011, 00:44

Here is your chance to come clean.
I know it. We all know it. The jig is up!

:saywhat: One of you Western Forumosans is sam_wong.
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"...But I ended up in Taiwan," Lili.

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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby jimipresley » 10 Dec 2011, 00:52

I have to confess, it's me. The last time I was in Bangkok, a kathoey called me a "dirty, cheap farang". The insult drove me to this dire need to torment Canadian English teachers on on-line forums. I'm going to get drunk on some Mekong whisky now and commit lese-majeste.
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby tommy525 » 10 Dec 2011, 00:53

Just dont do that in Thighland as they lock you up for years.
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby jimipresley » 10 Dec 2011, 00:56

tommy525 wrote:Thighland

Tommy, dude, we all know that you live in Thighland and occasionally take vacations in Breastland.
You can live here and have a great life and not be the least bit into living the local life. Clowns will try to diss you for it saying you gotta get down with the program, but fuck em, treat this place like a buffet and yous be on a diet. Take what you want and nothing extra, slam those oysters, but leave the bread sticks and dinner rolls behind. - Deuce Dropper

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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby tommy525 » 10 Dec 2011, 00:57

jimipresley wrote:
tommy525 wrote:Thighland

Tommy, dude, we all know that you live in Thighland and occasionally take vacations in Breastland.


I do love breasts but 34c is hard to get . :)

I just have to do with what i can gather 32b works well i guess.
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby sam_wong » 10 Dec 2011, 02:42

I am Sam Wong.
Why you think I not me?
You think I smart guy, cannot be Chinese?
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby quid_nunc » 10 Dec 2011, 03:04

I am Sam Wong :lol:
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Postby dan2006 » 10 Dec 2011, 03:44

No.. No.. Me is Sam Wong.
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby jimipresley » 10 Dec 2011, 03:47

sam_wong wrote:I am Sam Wong.
Why you think I not me?
You think I smart guy, cannot be Chinese?

Impossible. You cannot be Chinese. Anyway, everyone knows that Americans invented fireworks.
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Re: Alright, come clean.

Postby tommy525 » 10 Dec 2011, 03:51

turning into like the movie The Thomas Crown Affair ?
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