Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

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Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Puppet » 26 Apr 2012, 08:30

Sure, you might get away with mistaking your girlfriend for a pig. A nice dinner, a dozen roses....anything might win back her heart. But what happens when you shoot her?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/f ... ories.html
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby TheGingerMan » 26 Apr 2012, 09:27

I sense a honky tonk smash hit in the making.........
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Zla'od » 26 Apr 2012, 10:05

Kermee! How could you do this...to moi?
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Grandmother: Is that Buddha? Are you some kine of Buddhist? (in a sarcastic aggressive tone)
Me: No, it's a Chinese Jesus. (anything with Asian flair to her was chinese)
Grandmother: (tone now changed to happy and excited) Really? I did'nt know chinese had jesus?

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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby sandman » 26 Apr 2012, 11:06

How could one EVER apologize for something like that? Pigs are more sensitive than dolphins, I've heard.

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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby superking » 26 Apr 2012, 11:38

I forget the name of the guy, but there was a Belgian Grand Prix driver in the 1920's who was at a party with some friends. He decided to go into some bushes and pretend he was a wild pig to frighten his friends. Duly frightened by the noise and rustling in the bushes one of the party took out a gun and shot into the said area, killing the guy stone dead.
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Zla'od » 27 Apr 2012, 10:29

Better than mistaking your pig for your girlfriend:

http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bestiality/pig-in-a-poke

I said squeal!
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Here is how I introduced [Buddhism to] my grandmother when she saw a chenrezig pendant hanging in my car:

Grandmother: Is that Buddha? Are you some kine of Buddhist? (in a sarcastic aggressive tone)
Me: No, it's a Chinese Jesus. (anything with Asian flair to her was chinese)
Grandmother: (tone now changed to happy and excited) Really? I did'nt know chinese had jesus?

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