Sure, you might get away with mistaking your girlfriend for a pig. A nice dinner, a dozen roses....anything might win back her heart. But what happens when you shoot her?
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Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
by TheGingerMan » 26 Apr 2012, 09:27
I sense a honky tonk smash hit in the making.........
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
by Zla'od » 26 Apr 2012, 10:05
Kermee! How could you do this...to moi?
"Then how do you explain Rasputin's mesmerism and inhuman vitality? Stalin's army of human-ape hybrid soldiers? The use of lasers during the battles on Damansky Island in 1969? The undisputed fact that creatures not of this earth have infiltrated the Volgograd region so completely that they are effectively in control? And I'd be very interested in hearing what you have to say about the Black Volga." --Red Ned Lynch, responding to "scientific" explanations of the 1908 Tunguska event in the Talkbacks of Ain't It Cool News
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
by sandman » 26 Apr 2012, 11:06
How could one EVER apologize for something like that? Pigs are more sensitive than dolphins, I've heard.
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
by superking » 26 Apr 2012, 11:38
I forget the name of the guy, but there was a Belgian Grand Prix driver in the 1920's who was at a party with some friends. He decided to go into some bushes and pretend he was a wild pig to frighten his friends. Duly frightened by the noise and rustling in the bushes one of the party took out a gun and shot into the said area, killing the guy stone dead.
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for
by Zla'od » 27 Apr 2012, 10:29
Better than mistaking your pig for your girlfriend:
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bestiality/pig-in-a-poke
I said squeal!
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bestiality/pig-in-a-poke
I said squeal!
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