Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

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Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Puppet » 26 Apr 2012, 08:30

Sure, you might get away with mistaking your girlfriend for a pig. A nice dinner, a dozen roses....anything might win back her heart. But what happens when you shoot her?

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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby TheGingerMan » 26 Apr 2012, 09:27

I sense a honky tonk smash hit in the making.........
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Zla'od » 26 Apr 2012, 10:05

Kermee! How could you do this...to moi?
“If a bodhisattva resides as a householder and there appears a woman who is clearly unbound to anyone, habituated to sexual indulgence, attracted to the bodhisattva and seeking sexual activities, the bodhisattva having seen this thinks, 'Do not make her mind upset, producing much misfortune. If she pursues her desire, she will obtain freedom. As expedient means [upaya] I will take her in and have her plant the roots for virtue, also having her abandon unwholesome karma. I will engage in impure activities [abrahma-carya] with a compassionate mind.' Even practising such defiled activities like this, there is nothing that is violated [precepts], and much merit will be produced." -- from the Yogācārabhūmi Śāstra

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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby sandman » 26 Apr 2012, 11:06

How could one EVER apologize for something like that? Pigs are more sensitive than dolphins, I've heard.

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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby superking » 26 Apr 2012, 11:38

I forget the name of the guy, but there was a Belgian Grand Prix driver in the 1920's who was at a party with some friends. He decided to go into some bushes and pretend he was a wild pig to frighten his friends. Duly frightened by the noise and rustling in the bushes one of the party took out a gun and shot into the said area, killing the guy stone dead.
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Re: Man mistakes girlfriend for pig....Hardest thing to apologize for

Postby Zla'od » 27 Apr 2012, 10:29

Better than mistaking your pig for your girlfriend:

http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bestiality/pig-in-a-poke

I said squeal!
“If a bodhisattva resides as a householder and there appears a woman who is clearly unbound to anyone, habituated to sexual indulgence, attracted to the bodhisattva and seeking sexual activities, the bodhisattva having seen this thinks, 'Do not make her mind upset, producing much misfortune. If she pursues her desire, she will obtain freedom. As expedient means [upaya] I will take her in and have her plant the roots for virtue, also having her abandon unwholesome karma. I will engage in impure activities [abrahma-carya] with a compassionate mind.' Even practising such defiled activities like this, there is nothing that is violated [precepts], and much merit will be produced." -- from the Yogācārabhūmi Śāstra

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