Things that make you go... eww.

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Things that make you go... eww.

Postby superking » 15 May 2012, 21:12

What things make you shiver inside? I am sure collectively we have loads of them.

1) The use of the word tits.
2) People spitting on the floor near me.
3) Seeing spit on the floor.
4) The sentence... "superking, can you help me, it will only take two minutes...?"
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby jimipresley » 15 May 2012, 21:23

1. People speaking with food in their mouths.
2. People eating with their mouths open.
3. Long, unpedicured toenails.
4. Dirty fingernails.
5. Long fingernails on men.
6. Vaginal piercings.
7. Backpacks.
8. Large ladies in mini skirts.
9. My teeth.
10. Gonzo porn.
11. Foreigners on an "Asian immersion" trip.
12. Bubble milk tea.
13. Ketamine
14. Tits.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Steviebike » 15 May 2012, 21:33

1. Bin-Lang/Betel Nut
2. The horrible red juice spat on the floor
3. People spitting it on the floor
4. Smoke billowing from scooters
5. Dogs eating sick
6. Japanese perverts
7. People who don't use the word tits
8. People who smoke in the front of their children
9. Gary Glitter
10. Nazis
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby superking » 15 May 2012, 21:34

Animals picking through sick is nasty. Just like my dad's old dog use to like eating turds. Nature, what is wrong with you!!!
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Steviebike » 15 May 2012, 21:41

And when cats barf fur. WTF?

ok on the list

Nature.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Super Hans » 15 May 2012, 21:44

Greenies
Bogies hanging on the inside of someone's nose
Bogies on the wall of the urinal I am pissing in to
Spent cigarette buts or chewing gum in the urinal
Pineapple chunks in the urinal
Ice in the urinal
Pavement pizzas
Other people barfing
Lady Gaga
Mustard or tomato sauce on a moustache
Snot trails on someone's sleeve
Handkerchiefs
The squeak made from polystyrene touching other bits of polystyrene
Surprise fish eyes in soup
The surname 'Chivers.' and the surname 'Dunbar.'
The bones got the wrong detail I hoped it would have for you
Safe for a shin bone or even a hand
It's such a lonely ride...
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby ceevee369 » 15 May 2012, 21:50

Watching 10 hands grabbing peanuts from the same bowl - while some did not clean these same hands after going to the backside.
I’m a dog shaped ashtray
I’m a shrugging moustache wearing a speedo tuxedo
I’m a movie with no plot, written in the back seat of a piss powered taxi
I’m an imperial armpit, sweating Chianti
I’m a toilet with no seat, flushing tradition down
I'm socialist lingerie
I'm diplomatic techno
I'm gay pastry and racist cappuccino
I’m an army on holiday in a guillotine museum
I’m a painting made of hair, on a nudist beach, eating McDonald's
I’m a novel far too long
I’m a sentimental song
I’m a yellow tooth waltzing with wrap around shades on

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I am Europe
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Steviebike » 15 May 2012, 22:01

This
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Petrichor » 16 May 2012, 06:03

Why oh why did I read this thread? :roll:

Okay, something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while. Red bean soup tastes like cold sick.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby TheGingerMan » 16 May 2012, 08:16

Snot-eating.
Betel nut teeth.
Sewer gas.
The word "cute".
Injuries where a broken bone pieces the skin.
An overdose of perfume or cologne.
People that insist on talking with a mouth full of food.
The smell of pus.
Bedbugs or other multiple insect bites on children's legs.
Barbecued Chicken Asses.
Haggis.
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