Things that make you go... eww.

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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Icon » 16 May 2012, 09:43

Petrichor wrote:Why oh why did I read this thread? :roll:

Okay, something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while. Red bean soup tastes like cold sick.


Boys will be boys and all that jazz... I see it as a vocabulary enriching experience. There are somethings here I'd like to Google but are afraid of the results. :ohreally:

Let me add to the list:
Green, sticky sputum spit on the street
Removing above mentioned spit when it has stuck to my dog's paws :sick:
Children set to do number one or number two over a grate by their parents. :loco:
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Super Hans » 16 May 2012, 12:21

Haggis.


Oh come on. Haggis? Really?
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby StuartCa » 16 May 2012, 12:25

Super Hans wrote:
Haggis.


Oh come on. Haggis? Really?


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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby bigduke6 » 16 May 2012, 13:53

My anal mustache.
More like dreadlocks actually. I fear for the mirror during my daily inspection.

I would never wax such a masterpiece.

Porn where two shclongs are touching.


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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Steviebike » 16 May 2012, 13:57

bigduke6 wrote:My anal mustache.
Who's feeling me?


I'm not feeling that.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Super Hans » 16 May 2012, 14:31

My anal mustache.
More like dreadlocks actually. I fear for the mirror during my daily inspection.


I hate cleaning bits of vomit from in between the keys on my keyboard.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby sandman » 16 May 2012, 14:34

Pooh-poohing foreign friends who profess "ewww" when they confront my haggis, but then pester me for just a little taste. "Ooh! Hey! Its GOOD! Lemme have just a little bit more. Oh, go on! Don't be greedy!"
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby tommy525 » 16 May 2012, 15:08

blotting a big ol taiwanese cockroach with bare feet !
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Wookiee » 16 May 2012, 16:16

People including foreigners who throw their used TP in my bathroom trash can. Won't name any names.
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Re: Things that make you go... eww.

Postby Tiger Blood » 16 May 2012, 16:21

superking wrote:What things make you shiver inside? I am sure collectively we have loads of them.

1) The use of the word tits.


What??!! I love the word tits!
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