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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby ceevee369 » 21 May 2012, 01:36

I smell some Ganja or other comical products being used.
I’m a dog shaped ashtray
I’m a shrugging moustache wearing a speedo tuxedo
I’m a movie with no plot, written in the back seat of a piss powered taxi
I’m an imperial armpit, sweating Chianti
I’m a toilet with no seat, flushing tradition down
I'm socialist lingerie
I'm diplomatic techno
I'm gay pastry and racist cappuccino
I’m an army on holiday in a guillotine museum
I’m a painting made of hair, on a nudist beach, eating McDonald's
I’m a novel far too long
I’m a sentimental song
I’m a yellow tooth waltzing with wrap around shades on

Who am I?
I am Europe

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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby Brendon » 21 May 2012, 02:37

urodacus wrote:
akikaki1 wrote:right before you pee you move the shower curtins to check for murders


nice one.

Um, no, I'm not paranoid.



I did that for years after I read The Shining as a kid. To this day closed shower curtains make me slightly nervous.
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby urodacus » 21 May 2012, 22:22

I don't open them because I don't like the sight of blood mildew.
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby Enigma » 26 May 2012, 21:12

Are you really trying to tell me that other people maturbate too!
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby Enigma » 26 May 2012, 21:17

BTW; The next time I see some Chinese tourist grind his heel into a Taiwan logo on the MRT map, his ass is mine! Fuck them and the goats they rode in on.
Ok! I'll try to be more tolerant. NOT!
sigh! FUCK! probably banned for rascism again.
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby ktk_ace » 28 May 2012, 04:08

the humor and sport to outgross each other here is strong in this thread :D
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby formosaobama » 28 May 2012, 09:16

Bu Lai En wrote:Rub youself in vegemite and let the dog lick it off


Boy dog or girl dog?
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Re: things we do but dont realize everyone does

Postby urodacus » 28 May 2012, 21:02

Enigma wrote:BTW; The next time I see some Chinese tourist grind his heel into a Taiwan logo on the MRT map, his ass is mine! Fuck them and the goats they rode in on.
Ok! I'll try to be more tolerant. NOT!
sigh! FUCK! probably banned for rascism again.



It's not racist to piss on the Chinese tourist and the country they represent. Just commonsense really.

But lay off the goats, alright?
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