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Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby tango42 » 21 May 2012, 17:22

Olives; It takes a spoon to get them out of a jar, and then a fork to eat them. Someone should designed olives that can be used for only one of these utensils.
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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby StuartCa » 21 May 2012, 17:27

wider jars would do the trick and then you could use your fingers
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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby Dragonbones » 21 May 2012, 17:30

Isn't that what sporks are for?
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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby ceevee369 » 21 May 2012, 17:55

for each problem - someone already invented a solution. :thumbsup:

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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby TheGingerMan » 21 May 2012, 19:34

Bigger and higher troughs.
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even to day do I declare that I will render double unto thee:"

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with skalds reward for skilled word?"

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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby headhonchoII » 21 May 2012, 19:44

If God meant them to be eaten from a jar, he would have given you a spork hand.
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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby LPeterC » 06 Jul 2012, 09:17

A pair of chopsticks would do the trick.
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Re: Why Can't Things Be Designed Better, For Example...

Postby NonTocareLeTete » 06 Jul 2012, 09:47

You can get them out of the jar with a fork. You just might mash em up a little. Saves work for your teeth.
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