Great Stand Up Routines

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Great Stand Up Routines

Postby Fox » 09 Jun 2012, 05:44

Here's a place for some great stand up routines.

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Re: Great Stand Up Routines

Postby Hartzell » 09 Jun 2012, 19:43

George Carlin on "Saving the Planet"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOBm2J4 ... re=related
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Re: Great Stand Up Routines

Postby superking » 09 Jun 2012, 19:52

Stewart Francis does it for me.

There are millions of people in the world. And none of those people is an extra. They're all leads in their own stories.

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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Re: Great Stand Up Routines

Postby TheGingerMan » 10 Jun 2012, 17:10

Sir Rowan:
"Turne ye to the strong hold, ye prisoners of hope,
even to day do I declare that I will render double unto thee:"

~~~ZECHARIAH 9:12

"Or fill high hawkfell of my hand,
with skalds reward for skilled word?"

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Re: Great Stand Up Routines

Postby tsukinodeynatsu » 13 Jun 2012, 01:05



Michael McIntyre is far and away my favourite. He's just hilarious.
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