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Here's a place for some great stand up routines.
"When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her." Wilde
"I don't know where the sun beams end and the star light begins. It's all a mystery." Flaming Lips
"a man's position here is not ruled so much by what he can earn as by what he can owe and still remain at large." Letters of a Shanghai Griffin
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin
The American oligarchy spares no pains in promoting the belief that it does not exist, but the success of its disappearing act depends on equally strenuous efforts on the part of an American public anxious to believe in egalitarian fictions and unwilling to see what is hidden in plain sight. redbubblehttp://www.planetediting.com
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Stewart Francis does it for me.
There are millions of people in the world. And none of those people is an extra. They're all leads in their own stories.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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"Turne ye to the strong hold, ye prisoners of hope,
even to day do I declare that I will render double unto thee:"
"Or fill high hawkfell of my hand,
with skalds reward for skilled word?"
~~~Egill Skallagrimssøn, c.974
"Opinion is underrated since it is too difficult for most and not understood by the rest."
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