A dream 7/11

[tommy525]

Im tryin to behave cuz im gettin married. Hence I don't post the more ahh vivid dreams I have

about the ghost, you know why hes the best player? Cuz hes cheatin. He can see thru the cards. haha hoho

You are getting married? When did this news break?

Congratumalations.

well it kinda got overshadowed by the release of windows 8

[Steviebike]

And StevieBike, where was your next joke? If that post of yours was a Paul Young song I'd have to rate it a: No Parlez.

If I had to rate that comment as a film: Space Truckers

Talking of films...

Did you hear about this new movie?
It's about a guy who is terrified of addition problems...

"The Fear of all Sums"

PS; Tommy: Congratulations on upgrading to Windows 8! and getting married!

[divea]

WEll the latest installment to my dreams, i stumbled into a club of old poker players. They each claimed to be the best, but in almost a whisper , they acknowledged the best player among them.... the old ghost !

You there used to be a well writ dream on this forum somewhere....wet dreams about a starlet, this is such a downer in comparison.

Give him a break Divs, Tommy isn't being all sexified here.

OMG What did I do?? You're right. You're right. No Tommy no, I didn't mean I want to read about your wet dreams. Honest to God, no way. I just mean, that there was that thread, that was entertaining, erotic, thought provoking and well worded and then this......but I'll take this from you Tommy. 7/11 is better than your dreams of women in the MRT. Carry on, please carry on.

[superking]

"The Fear of all Sums"

Ha ha. Credit where credit is due.... The King's Speech was a brilliant film.

[Steviebike]

"The Fear of all Sums"

Ha ha. Credit where credit is due.... The King's Speech was a brilliant film.

Touché!

[superking]

"The Fear of all Sums"

Ha ha. Credit where credit is due.... The King's Speech was a brilliant film.

Touché!

Touché away. It's Touché turtle.
Aah, precious childhood memories.

[Enigma]

Motel 7-11. Check in from 7pm, leave by 11am. Could work a dream. Get it... dream? Yea?

If I had to rate that joke as a film it would have to be: Failure to Launch.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

If I had to rate that joke as a film it would have to be: Showgirls.

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

Glad that I didn't need to read about his visit to the proctologist!

[superking]

Motel 7-11. Check in from 7pm, leave by 11am. Could work a dream. Get it... dream? Yea?

If I had to rate that joke as a film it would have to be: Failure to Launch.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

If I had to rate that joke as a film it would have to be: Showgirls.

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

Glad that I didn't need to read about his visit to the proctologist!

No, but he did go to the doctor about a steering wheel that had recently grown on his ball bag. "Doctor, it's driving me nuts."

[Deuce Dropper]

Had a pretty funny dream the other day of a very advanced 7/11 in Taiwan. Seeing how they offer coffee now and a place to sit, perhaps this is not far off.

It was huge. Outside were merry go round type wooden horses that kids could ride on. They move up and down. It was essentially a large kiddie playground. Inside was the usual 7/11 but much larger, and there was a machine inside where you could get a massage. You put your card in a machine adn lay down on your tummy and the machine essentially clamps down on you and gives you a massage.

I feel sad for you.

[Steviebike]

A man goes to visit his doctor and is complaining of penile erection dysfunction. His doctor tells him of a new surgical breakthrough where they transplant some muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk to the base of a man's penis. The guy agrees to the surgery as he has tried everything else to solve his problem.

A few months later, and after he is all healed from the operation, he is having dinner with a beautiful woman. His Mr. Happy begins to get excited, so much so, that he had to undo his fly to relieve the pressure. The next thing you know, his penis shows up on top of the dinner table and grabs a dinner roll and retrieves it to his pants.

His date is quite shocked at the sight of this, but at the same time curious. She asks him if he can do that again. To which he replies, "I'm pretty sure I can do that again, but I'm not too sure if my ass can handle another dinner roll right now!"