I don't understand any of it, I just like it. Still confuses me I can't walk through a wall, because of mass. But I'm Cornish.
It's a well-known fact that quantum tunnelling doesn't work in Cornwall. Strange but true.
Now, is Steviebike really drunk, or in a state of indeterminate drunkenness until his wave function is collapsed by a not-drunk observer? And when that happens, is he decoherent or simply incoherent?