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San fransisco TSA mistaken dickentification ...

Postby Belgian Pie » 18 Jul 2012, 21:56

Man with world's largest penis sparks airport security scare


A man with the world's largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport staff thought he might have been concealing a "weapon"


Maybe he should wear some less concealing clothes or have 'little John' dangling out ... :roflmao:



http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/17/man- ... ity-scare/
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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Zla'od » 19 Jul 2012, 06:02

"Discrimination based on penis size" is now a political issue--hooray! Let there be solidarity among men at both ends of the spectrum! May we succeed in raising the consciousness of both the TSA, and chicks!

(Maybe this is something else Sheriff Arpeio can demand that Obama reveal.)
“If a bodhisattva resides as a householder and there appears a woman who is clearly unbound to anyone, habituated to sexual indulgence, attracted to the bodhisattva and seeking sexual activities, the bodhisattva having seen this thinks, 'Do not make her mind upset, producing much misfortune. If she pursues her desire, she will obtain freedom. As expedient means [upaya] I will take her in and have her plant the roots for virtue, also having her abandon unwholesome karma. I will engage in impure activities [abrahma-carya] with a compassionate mind.' Even practising such defiled activities like this, there is nothing that is violated [precepts], and much merit will be produced." -- from the Yogācārabhūmi Śāstra

For even more saucy Buddhist scripture, see http://sdhammika.blogspot.tw/2010/08/st ... m-all.html
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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Impaler » 23 Jul 2012, 06:40

It was Than Franthithco. What did he expect? He's lucky the TSA agent didn't force him to undergo a prostate exam with the agent's special probe.
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