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San fransisco TSA mistaken dickentification ...

Postby Belgian Pie » 18 Jul 2012, 21:56

Man with world's largest penis sparks airport security scare


A man with the world's largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport staff thought he might have been concealing a "weapon"


Maybe he should wear some less concealing clothes or have 'little John' dangling out ... :roflmao:



http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/17/man- ... ity-scare/
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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Zla'od » 19 Jul 2012, 06:02

"Discrimination based on penis size" is now a political issue--hooray! Let there be solidarity among men at both ends of the spectrum! May we succeed in raising the consciousness of both the TSA, and chicks!

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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Impaler » 23 Jul 2012, 06:40

It was Than Franthithco. What did he expect? He's lucky the TSA agent didn't force him to undergo a prostate exam with the agent's special probe.
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