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San fransisco TSA mistaken dickentification ...

Postby Belgian Pie » 18 Jul 2012, 21:56

Man with world's largest penis sparks airport security scare


A man with the world's largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport staff thought he might have been concealing a "weapon"


Maybe he should wear some less concealing clothes or have 'little John' dangling out ... :roflmao:



http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/17/man- ... ity-scare/
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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Zla'od » 19 Jul 2012, 06:02

"Discrimination based on penis size" is now a political issue--hooray! Let there be solidarity among men at both ends of the spectrum! May we succeed in raising the consciousness of both the TSA, and chicks!

(Maybe this is something else Sheriff Arpeio can demand that Obama reveal.)
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Re: San fransisco TSA mistaken identification ...

Postby Impaler » 23 Jul 2012, 06:40

It was Than Franthithco. What did he expect? He's lucky the TSA agent didn't force him to undergo a prostate exam with the agent's special probe.
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