Little things that get your goat

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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby jimipresley » 02 Aug 2012, 20:21

Anacondas with ray guns made in China.

I've lost several goats meant for my dowry to them over the years.
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby louisfriend » 02 Aug 2012, 22:27

disease spreading parasites got my last one :aiyo:
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby Chris » 02 Aug 2012, 23:54

Komodo dragons are known for getting goats. They're littler than anacondas.
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby tommy525 » 03 Aug 2012, 16:27

oh I know another one. How bout people that cant stop reading your shit when they cant stand your shit eh? Hows bout that one ? purrrty funny to me lah :bow:
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby asian boy » 04 Aug 2012, 15:42

tommy525 wrote:dp



DP? What does DP mean?
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby tommy525 » 04 Aug 2012, 15:44

it means double post of the same as the post above. It comes from clicking twice .
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby Confuzius » 06 Aug 2012, 11:12

students who do not show up for privates

now I think I gotto sit here for at least an hour to still get paid because the 2 little lasses evidently decided to sleep in today.
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby Super Hans » 06 Aug 2012, 15:34

Getting paid for doing nothing pisses you off? I'd love that.
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby Icon » 06 Aug 2012, 15:50

That the office 50K worth microwave oven is broken... again... which means I have to climb one floor up the stairs, take another flight of stairs to another building, and then warm my food/snack up there, then make the trek back to my desk with the hot food...
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Re: Little things that get your goat

Postby urodacus » 06 Aug 2012, 19:22

Icon wrote:That the office 50K worth microwave oven is broken... again... which means I have to climb one floor up the stairs, take another flight of stairs to another building, and then warm my food/snack up there, then make the trek back to my desk with the hot food...



Hey, that's good exercise, Icon. One almost suspects that it's the best you get all day!




Confuzius wrote:students who do not show up for privates



Students who DO show you their privates. That get's my goat, especially when they're guys.
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