Taiwan Sperm Banks

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Postby Bassman » 27 Nov 2003, 14:34

Wouldn't a night out at Carnegies be better?
Use my randy great uncles line "how'd you like a baby by me?" and see how far you get. Slap, whack, and not bloody likely.

Seriously, I think Spack has a point and I agree with his point about a trophy child. However, for the right amount..... :wink:
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Postby wolf_reinhold » 27 Nov 2003, 16:14

She thinks perhaps we don't want it because it wasn't planned.

So of course you are going to give it away, right?
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Postby Griggs » 27 Nov 2003, 16:51

wolf_reinhold wrote:
She thinks perhaps we don't want it because it wasn't planned.

So of course you are going to give it away, right?


A sperm donation is a possibility. :wink: .But I think we'll be keeping Jr.
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Postby t.ukyo » 11 Dec 2003, 01:11

Mod lang, I know that the NCKU hospital in Tainan has a sperm bank, but they don't take "white sperm".
My girlfriend studied medicine there and back then when we were a bit short of cash I was considering donating some of my kids instead of throwing them into the trash can all the time. Turns out, they didn't want it. Lack of demand maybe? But they pay pretty well, I hear, like 5000 a shot.
You would also need high-quality sperm, means more than 50% of the sperm must be alive. There aren't that many man around with sperm like this, I was told. Maybe because of the high polution in Taiwan.
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Postby maoman » 11 Dec 2003, 01:48

Spack wrote:I wouldn't feel confortable giving sperm to somebody I wasn't absolutely convinced was going to raise the child well. I would hate to think that my son or daughter was being mistreated by a weirdo parent who just wanted some kind of trophy child.

Exactly right. Hell, I won't let my dog procreate in Taiwan, because the majority of dog owners here don't meet my standards for dog ownership. (He gets neutered after CNY). Fat chance I'd let them get their mitts on my offspring. (I don't need to be neutered - I'm married...)
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Postby Comrade Stalin » 11 Dec 2003, 10:00

One weekend when I was in college, a group of us got really and truly stoned. The dreaded "munchies" struck and we realized we didn't have enough money for pizza. Nobody really wanted to sell blood so I came up with the idea of going to the sperm bank. The problem was none of us knew where it was or it's hours. So I called Information. At first the operator didn't understand what I was talking about......when she finally understood, she started laughing her ass off and called the other operators over to listen. Anyway, we never did find out the phone number for the sperm bank and ended up having to sell blood. The pizza was good and we had enough to score some more. :lol:
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Postby Huang Guang Chen » 11 Dec 2003, 10:09

. . . and no doubt providing an unexpected double delight to the recipient. "Whoa, this blood shit's way cool!"

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Postby Bu Lai En » 11 Dec 2003, 13:10

but they don't take "white sperm".


It comes in other colours?

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Re: Taiwan Sperm Banks

Postby Warwick Babe » 23 Apr 2012, 11:07

I know a couple of expat couples working in the Hsinchu science park go there for treatment.

icryobank in Hsinchu
http://www.icryobank.com/donate

Address:
No. 12, Dōngmén St, Dong District
Hsinchu City, Taiwan 300
Or email them for details:
globe0809@gmail.com
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Re: Taiwan Sperm Banks

Postby Zla'od » 23 Apr 2012, 12:11

Do what I do--pretend to be a schoolgirl, then sell your soiled panties to Japanese perverts.

There's some fat woman on the internet who gets people to send her money in exchange for the privilege of watching her eat.

And have you heard of "Cowboy Town"? White men really can get paid for donating sperm there, although not necessarily for purposes of procreation, and you have to help with the injection process.
"Sounding refers to the insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra,” said Dr. Stephen H. King, M.D., a board-certified urologist. [...] "Sounders have been known to insert a wide variety of objects, including but not limited to catheters, tubes, beads, pencils, batteries, drill bits, and even the head of a decapitated snake. Yes, the latter has been reported.”
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