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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby NonTocareLeTete » 25 Jul 2012, 01:52

nemesis wrote:
This one drives me nuts, especially when they stamp their foot and grunt or bark at the dogs. It really irritates me when kids do it, and their parents are right there and do nothing. I'll usually tell them that the dogs are peaceful unless someone does what they're doing. They either continue or stop, and the parents always do the "stone face", as I suddenly cease to exist. :roll: It's happening with less and less frequency over the years, though.
Muzha Man wrote:People who drive way too fast down a narrow alley, barely wait for me to get out of the way, and then say "I have no manners" when I give their car a hard smack as it passes by.

I've got a neighbor kid who's taken to swinging at my dogs with a stick. They finally chased the little fucker the other day. If only I could speak proper mando, there's a couple of things I would say to him:
If you act like a normal human being, my dogs will ignore you. IF you swing a stick, naturally, they're just not going to like you very much.
And
My dogs know they are stronger than you, pipsqueak. They're not scared of you. They know that if it came down to it, they'd tear you to shreds. Think you're tough with your little stick? Trust me, they're not scared. Don't pick fights when you're clearly weaker.

But, now I'm just keeping my dogs on leash to spare him his life. So it goes.
Muzha Man wrote:People who drive way too fast down a narrow alley, barely wait for me to get out of the way, and then say "I have no manners" when I give their car a hard smack as it passes by.

I used to have a friend here who regularly gave cars a good swift ringing kick when they came to close. Steel toed boots for good measure. I've never seen so many surprised looks in my life.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Mucha Man » 25 Jul 2012, 02:21

Chris wrote:Coca Cola alarmism.

Over the years I've been told that Coca Cola:

Causes cancer.
Causes mental retardation.
Turns your bones green.
Dissolves your teeth.
Causes Alzheimer's.
Makes you go blind.
Makes you fat (and I mean zero-calorie versions of Coke!)

It gets tiring after a while. Some, like the "diet Coke makes you fat", come from poorly designed studies in which they neglected to control for food intake. Others seems like alarmism over "preservatives" (like what food doesn't have preservatives these days?). And others seem to be pulled right out of people's asses.


Soft drinks are absolutely bad for you. All kinds. I'm afraid the locals are right on this one, my chubby American friend. :wink:
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Icon » 26 Jul 2012, 10:33

But they taste good, especially Coca Cola. :lick: :( :oops:
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Gao Bohan » 16 Aug 2012, 06:45

Muzha Man wrote:Soft drinks are absolutely bad for you. All kinds. I'm afraid the locals are right on this one, my chubby American friend. :wink:


That makes sense. I love Coke, not Diet Coke or the other thousand variations, just regular Coke. So it makes sense it's bad for me because I love foods that are bad for me (unfortunately).
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Impaler » 18 Aug 2012, 04:12

sandman wrote:
tash wrote:And on a similar note, don't you just hate it when guys tell you that they're secret agents, to impress you or whatever. And you believe them. Then it turns out they're pathetic, full of shit, pathological liars. That's another pet peeve of mine.

For the VERY LAST TIME! What I ACTUALLY said to lure you into my bed was that I was indeed an agent: for Victoria's Secret. A personal fitter, to be precise. It was YOU and YOU ALONE who saw my Walther PPK, my bespoke English shoes and my Aston Martin and put two-and-two together to get five. Stop besmirching my good name!

Clearly an Agent Provocateur.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby KeLun » 19 Aug 2012, 00:31

The retarded citizens who approach the cashier from the clearly marked "出口" side instead of the "入口" one, put their items on the counter even while you're paying and getting a receipt, and after being patiently told by staff that they have to go around look at you as if it was your fault. WTF ?

Feel like slapping them once and again until they understand. But they never will. Nor care. Why does this happen 7 times out of 10 in Taiwan ? Or am I just lucky ?
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Baas Babelaas » 19 Aug 2012, 15:52

KanPi wrote:The retarded citizens who approach the cashier from the clearly marked "出口" side instead of the "入口" one, put their items on the counter even while you're paying and getting a receipt, and after being patiently told by staff that they have to go around look at you as if it was your fault. WTF ?

Feel like slapping them once and again until they understand. But they never will. Nor care. Why does this happen 7 times out of 10 in Taiwan ? Or am I just lucky ?


I've taken to cussing them and manhandling and slapping idiots who know right from wrong, and still choose wrong. I've had enough. One man can't change the world but he can hand out plenty of bitch slaps in a day.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby finley » 19 Aug 2012, 21:39

Baas Babelaas wrote:I've taken to cussing them and manhandling and slapping idiots who know right from wrong, and still choose wrong. I've had enough. One man can't change the world but he can hand out plenty of bitch slaps in a day.

Are you still in China? This might well earn you a trip to the local police station where goons with nightsticks bigger than their brains will show you how things are done in the great People's Republic, 5000 years of civilisation, China's peaceful rise, etc etc.

But if not, please post the bitchslappings on youtube :D

Maybe retail outlets should formally employ a bitchslap guy at each checkout exit?
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Blaquesmith » 19 Aug 2012, 22:37

finley wrote:Maybe retail outlets should formally employ a bitchslap guy at each checkout exit?


I totally could do that... I have bigger hands than most of the locals. Being paid for bitchslapping like Bud Spencer! A 80's dream!
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Re: Pet Peeves

Postby Baas Babelaas » 19 Aug 2012, 23:09

finley wrote:
Baas Babelaas wrote:I've taken to cussing them and manhandling and slapping idiots who know right from wrong, and still choose wrong. I've had enough. One man can't change the world but he can hand out plenty of bitch slaps in a day.

Are you still in China? This might well earn you a trip to the local police station where goons with nightsticks bigger than their brains will show you how things are done in the great People's Republic, 5000 years of civilisation, China's peaceful rise, etc etc.

But if not, please post the bitchslappings on youtube :D

Maybe retail outlets should formally employ a bitchslap guy at each checkout exit?


I am, and I have a new headcam. Be patient, I'll upload Bitchslappin' In The PRC (Vol. 1) soon..
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