Well, it appears to have worked. Outing me, that is. Mr Edit has slunk back into the room and curled upon the windowsill again, fast asleep. Pretending that nothing EVER happened.
Pass the rum this way.
The prizes are a bottle of f*!@#$% SCOTCH and a box of cheap f!@#$#$ CIGARS!
Too many people! Almost all of the world's problems are due to overpopulation. The rest are due to religion.
50% of the world's wild animals have disappeared in the last 50 years. Did you eat them, or eat their house?