I also think the mods should send telegrams to squawkers. I've never squawked before, but if I ever did squawk, I'd want to receive a telegram for squawking. Telegrams are classy, and they make good collector's items. And telegraphy is a dying art and a priceless cultural heirloom that ought to be preserved for the enjoyment and edification of posterity. Telegrams have charm-at-depth, they have inherent magic, they have duende.