Fu-Cheng (Strip Club) (formerly The Paradise Club)

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Postby X3M » 01 Apr 2006, 04:31

iiiiks, that make sense.
I had a bill at 100K for a night with customers up in combat zone a copule of years ago - and I don't really know how it happened - just a lot of services I guess.

What is the average occupation time of your patrons - I don't want to put too much or too little into the presenation ... - maybe 4 hour are too much, even if they know how to drink...

So, if we are only the same 8 guys, 1 hour, drink 2 bottles of JB plus the assorted tea and beer.

Give me a quotation for the 8x1+2JB ?
Would you be able to separate the bill if some of my guests want some extra service?
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Postby Nonsequitur » 01 Apr 2006, 04:51

99% of our customers stay for 2 hours or more. The average customer stays about 3 hours. Believe me, 2 or 3 hours go by pretty quick. :wink:

For 8 guys with 8 girls, you'd have to stay at least 2 hours for the drinks to be on the house. The longer you stay, the more discounts I'll be able to give. As a basic rule, 8 guys = NT$16,000 per hour + NT$1,000 service charge. The service charge is independent of how many hours you stay.

As for the bill, any other extras are always separate. Let me know what kind of arrangements you need and I'll do my best.

100k.... my friend, you were ripped off. :(

Cheers!
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Postby X3M » 01 Apr 2006, 05:33

Nonsequitur wrote:
100k.... my friend, you were ripped off. :(

Cheers!


I know, You know, customers know, but my wife is still angry.. :fume:
If I could have gotten some "dirt" on the guys then maybe they still would have been my customers - and the wife would have seen it as good investment..??!! :noway: :noway: :twisted: :twisted: But they flew off to China - bastards. :fume: :fume:

Anyway, I still have some friends and customers that are particular to the singing, vision of bare flesh and close dancing.

We'll see you sooner or later, I am afraid.
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Postby Nonsequitur » 01 Apr 2006, 05:45

Those ingrateful bastards! :eek:

Well, I'm at your service for your entertainment needs. :)
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Postby X3M » 01 Apr 2006, 06:02

next ime, next time. :cool: :cool:

Is it possible to make an agreement that, lets say 50K, and whoever is not out pay for their overstay by themself? :D :D
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Postby Nonsequitur » 01 Apr 2006, 06:13

50k will give 8 people 3 hours of fun. You could then pay off your bill and whoever choses to stay foots the next bill. :wink:

And yes, I'll throw in 3 bottles of JB in the deal. :D
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Postby Taverncaptain » 01 Apr 2006, 10:18

Was just about to post some questions about the club and then realized it's April 1st. Good one, you almost got me Mark. :bravo:
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Postby the bear » 01 Apr 2006, 10:23

Taverncaptain wrote:Was just about to post some questions about the club and then realized it's April 1st. Good one, you almost got me Mark. :bravo:


spoilsport.........you're supposed to go along with the gag for as long as it runs........

the best part of april fools is when someone thinks youve fallen for it but youve just been pretending to be thick all along......of course its a fine line between clever and stupid as we all know
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Postby sandman » 01 Apr 2006, 14:00

Is this a real strip club? I remember there was a really crap one a few months back in which the women (Russian girls, maybe?) didn't strip at all and just kind of pranced around in their underwear. So your ones are completely naked, right? Where do they come from?
Also, how on earth can it be legal? What kind of license does it have? It sure can't be a strip club license -- Mayor Ma would have palpitations!
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Postby Nonsequitur » 01 Apr 2006, 14:31

For a 1-off service fee of $1000 NT and $2000 NT, per hour, I'll rigorously test current and future staff in order to provide you with details about who has the technique and what-not.


I think you got the roles reversed. You're actually paying us so our girls can do QA inspection on you. :twisted:

Also, how on earth can it be legal? What kind of license does it have? It sure can't be a strip club license -- Mayor Ma would have palpitations!


There are certain grey areas in the law. Let's just say that these clubs are "tolerated" and accepted as part of the local culture. On the other hand, a male strip club would probably be torn down the next day.

it started yesterday. so maybe it is valid


Actually, this club has been around for quite some time. I just joined the owner's club recently.

Anyway, one of my suppliers asked me if I was interested in going to a night visit to the company's library, which I kindly refused.


Library??? :s

Inside the vagina?


Well, they come from..... errr, nevermind, I'm not even going to start.... :roll:
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