Are you quite sure you've never eaten there? What was the name of the place where the Tavern Premier now stands? Wasn't that a Long John Silvers? Whatever it was, it was fairly disgustering and bit the dust after only a short time.
Definitely not the Fryingscotsman place... but better than nothing I guess.
Trillian: You idiot! You signed the order to destroy Earth!
Zaphod: I did?
Arthur: He did?
Trillian: Love and kisses Zaphod? You didn't even read it, did you?
Zaphod: Well, I'm president, I don't have a lot of time for reading.
Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
Yellow Cartman wrote:Definitely not the Fryingscotsman place... but better than nothing I guess.
Frying Scotsman RIP
'Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof'
Before you lovingly craft your PM, make like any writer and consider your audience. With all the information at your disposal, is there any possibility that the recipient will open it? Would your time be better employed?