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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby ehophi » 30 Mar 2012, 19:38

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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby Charlie Phillips » 30 Mar 2012, 20:33

Thanks Teacher Lin and Cranky. I had a good laugh, learned some new characters and told my first joke in Chinese thanks to you guys. :bravo: :notworthy: :lol:
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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby E04teacherlin » 30 Mar 2012, 20:35

Charlie Phillips wrote:Thanks Teacher Lin and Cranky. I had a good laugh, learned some new characters and told my first joke in Chinese thanks to you guys. :bravo: :notworthy: :lol:

Well after the first response I thought maybe this wasn't such a good idea, but if you liked it I'll keep doing it. The best is other people are sharing a few also, which is great.
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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby ironlady » 30 Mar 2012, 22:10

These are great and interesting -- but maybe the poster could also post (in a separate post, if needed, so we can still guess the answer) both the answer and why the answer is funny. For example, if you don't know that Taiwanese Mandarin speakers often substitute "f" for "h", or the vocabulary behind it, then the "elephant" one doesn't make sense. That would help everyone enjoy the jokes.
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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby Omniloquacious » 30 Mar 2012, 23:28

一個女生問她的男朋友: 您願不願意為我而死?

他回答: 當然願意!

她: 真的嗎?

他: 真的!

她: 我怎麼可以相信您?

他: 這樣子。

她: 什麼意思?

他: 我餵您耳屎!

(This only works with Taiwanese Mandarin pronunciation.)
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Re: Chinese jokes

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Re: Chinese jokes

Postby Teddoman » 12 May 2012, 04:37


I missed the punch line on that.
背著手=with one's hands clasped behind one's back
but I didn't see how that's funny

Or did the old monk mean, "I already put her down after we crossed the river, why did this burden your mind all the way home?"

Either way, I'm not sure I get why it's funny :ponder:

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Poagao wrote:老師: 小朋友,你們誰可以用 elephant 造句?

小明: 老師,我會我會。

老師: 那你跟大家說吧。

小明: 陳水扁elephant多錢!!

老師: ...

Lǎoshī: Xiǎopéngyou, nǐmen shéi kẹ̌yǐ yòng "elephant" zàojù?

Xiǎo Míng: Lǎoshī, wǒ huì wǒ huì.

Lǎoshī: Nà nǐ gēn dàjiā shuō ba.

Xiǎo Míng: Chén Shuǐbiǎn elephant* duō qián!!

Lǎoshī: ...

* = "A le hěn"

Is "A" slang for stealing? What's the verb there?

Chen Shuibian ____ a lot of money.
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