Rectal injury - no jokes please! :-)

[jdsmith]

there must be private clinics for men and men's stuff.. just like there are private gynecology clinics for women.

Since when is a "rectal injury" guys' stuff?

[TainanCowboy]

Little Johnny has been really excited during show and tell. Finally, the teacher calls on him.
Johnny runs up to the front of the class and begins to excitedly tell his story.
"Last night my dog got off the leash and he ran out in the road and a car ran over his butt!"
Teacher said, "Johnny, 'butt' isn't a very nice word. You should say 'rectum'."
Johnny replied, "Rectum??!! Heck yes it rectum, it damn near KILLED 'em!"

oh hell...somebody had to be the first.

[bushibanned]

there must be private clinics for men and men's stuff.. just like there are private gynecology clinics for women.

Since when is a "rectal injury" guys' stuff?

That's not what I meant. But, for example, a guy wouldn't go to a private gynecology clinic for a prostate examination. Rectal stuff isn't reserved just for guys... but certain clinics are that deal solely with men's health issues.

[Tigerman]

You're not going to see an attorney... you needn't explain how the injury occurred. Just tell the doctor that it hurts here.

[coolingtower]

If you're happy with NTU, why not start with a GP of some kind there and maybe they will refer you to a specialist. At least if you have the NTU Guanxi, you'll probably be more comfortable with the doctor you end up seeing.

[TainanCowboy]

You're not going to see an attorney... you needn't explain how the injury occurred. Just tell the doctor that it hurts here.

"Doc, it hurts when I do this"
"Well, don't do that. That'll be USD$25.00, pay the nurse as you leave."

[jdsmith]

subtle TC...very subtle

[Namahottie]

Little Johnny has been really excited during show and tell. Finally, the teacher calls on him.
Johnny runs up to the front of the class and begins to excitedly tell his story.
"Last night my dog got off the leash and he ran out in the road and a car ran over his butt!"
Teacher said, "Johnny, 'butt' isn't a very nice word. You should say 'rectum'."
Johnny replied, "Rectum??!! Heck yes it rectum, it damn near KILLED 'em!"

oh hell...somebody had to be the first.

LMAO :bravo:

[LittleBuddhaTW]

Took the BF to a clinic that had a doctor who specialized in gastrointestinal whatever from Mackay Hospital. He got the usual latex gloved finger up the butt (I couldn't help but laugh when he screamed), then the doctor gave him some anti-inflammatory cream that I have to help him "apply" twice a day (joy of joys) and three days worth of anti-inflammatory pills. I was surprised that the doctor acted like he saw that kind of thing every day when my boyfriend explained to him how he injured his rectum ...

[funkymonkey]

Glad to hear everything turned out alright "in the end". Bahahahaha! Oh, come on, somebody had to say it.