Receding hairline - what can be done?

[sandman]

That's a nice bright shirt you have on there, HGC. Fetching.

[Edgar Allen]

I always wondered what you looked like HG, thanks for sharing!

[Baas Babelaas]

I'm using Finasteride. I buy 10 5mg tablets for NT328. I chop each tab in 4 pieces (1.25mg) because the liver/kidneys can't process more than 1mg daily.

So NT328/40 days = NT8.2/day. Affordable, and I've seen results within two months.

Alternatively, I could just man up and go bald gracefully.

Possible side effects include impotence, decreased ejaculation, and a bushy unibrow

[Chaon]

Receding hairlines can be cured by the proper and daily use of kettlebells.

[Funk500]

Receding hairlines can be cured by the proper and daily use of kettlebells.

Not in my case they haven't.

[Chaon]

Receding hairlines can be cured by the proper and daily use of kettlebells.

Not in my case they haven't.

You are not using enough duct tape.

[zender]

Kettlebells are better for making it look like you have more core strength.

If you want to make it look like you have more hair, try that newfangled invention they call


"the hat."

One alternative that no one has mentioned yet is the "spray painting of the skull" technique popularized by Rod Blagojevich.

[tomthorne]

I went to my doctor the other day and asked if he had anything to keep my hair in. He gave me a cardboard box. Boom boom!

Fact is, men who keep their hair only do so because they have high levels of oestrogen. They're not a million miles away from being ladyboys (notice how they also rarely have chest hair?).

Real men are baldys. FACT.

[Buttercup]

tomthorne has a lustrous, silky, full head of hair.

[Buttercup]

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