You are eligible after 4 months.
My wifes company pays for my health insurance, so I have no idea of the cost.
If your wife works her company should be able to get you on hers.
Or just get her to call the local NHS office.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody
fucks with the Jesus.
Mr.Lahey: The shitabyss!
Randy: Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shitabyss, please?!
Mr.Lahey: Ah, fuck it.
If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic.
I got me a dog and named her Mybitchniggaeater.