Had an accident? Going to have one? Look here first.

[Stian]

I crashed a couple of months back.

I hope you where wearing something else than shorts, t-shirt and plastic flip flops.

[Mordeth]

I crashed a couple of months back.

I hope you where wearing something else than shorts, t-shirt and plastic flip flops.

I was lucky. It was still cold out then and I had a leather jacket on. I was still pretty fucked up though. Couldn't walk without extreme pain for a week. Couldn't walk normally for about 2 months. And the fucking piece of shit doctor that gave me a legal medical note....listing my injuries.....just wrote "abrasions". Fucking cock sucking piece of shit. I couldn't walk. I couldn't hold my baby for over a week. Couldn't carry him up or down stairs for a full month. Abrasions....I should give that dr some abrasions.

[sandman]

I'm glad you're OK man. Think yourself lucky you at least didn't have to fight for damages to your Kwaker.
But sorry to be the one to break it to you -- your dog thinks you're an arse. "You want me to WHAT, exactly? Lick it? Shag it? Eat it? Oh all right. But just this ONCE! And that is IT!"

[Stian]

I crashed a couple of months back.

I hope you where wearing something else than shorts, t-shirt and plastic flip flops.

I was lucky. It was still cold out then and I had a leather jacket on.

Leaned ower too much last year and the scoother lost grip when the plastic became my main contact to the ground.
I now refuse to go down to the 7-11 on a bike without wearing something that protects. For that reason I bought jackets and pants instead of a one pice suit.
Hope you will heal 100%

[Mordeth]

But sorry to be the one to break it to you -- your dog thinks you're an arse. "You want me to WHAT, exactly? Lick it? Shag it? Eat it? Oh all right. But just this ONCE! And that is IT!"

I don't get it.

[tommy525]

I wear my leathers just to take the MRT over there.

[sandman]

But sorry to be the one to break it to you -- your dog thinks you're an arse. "You want me to WHAT, exactly? Lick it? Shag it? Eat it? Oh all right. But just this ONCE! And that is IT!"

I don't get it.

Most of the vid you linked to shows (presumably) you talking in a baby voice and waving your big pink sausage at your long-suffering doggie.

[Mordeth]

But sorry to be the one to break it to you -- your dog thinks you're an arse. "You want me to WHAT, exactly? Lick it? Shag it? Eat it? Oh all right. But just this ONCE! And that is IT!"

I don't get it.

Most of the vid you linked to shows (presumably) you talking in a baby voice and waving your big pink sausage at your long-suffering doggie.

Right right.....sorry. Forgot about that end clip. lol

[Marty]

*adds another notch to the wall*

When will Taiwanese female drivers stop hitting me with their cars and scooters? I've really had enough of it.
Thankfully this time nobody was hurt, just my poor car. Front drivers side corner is scuffed up. Maybe $1~2k to fix.
The woman turned too sharply and, on a good note, scraped up the entire side of her car. Suffer those costs, wench!
Really, though, why am I involved in so many accidents here? None of them have been my fault to date.