Segway.
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Remember back in 2001 when the world's biggest hype machine was tellin' us how this new, super-secret "Ginger" was gonna turn our world UP SIDE DOWN?!
It was gonna
RE VO LU TION IZE TRANS POR TA TION AS WE KNOW IT!Everyone was gonna want, need, and love one!
People would completely
forget what cars, motorcycles and bikes were!
Walking and running would be obsolete!
Remember?!So, it's been 8 years, and . . . What?! . . . Have they produced or (much harder) sold 40,000 of these yet?!
No?!
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