In fact, I spend most of my waking hours daydreaming about other places and things.
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At the Tokyodome...
Guy at the mic: "Ah yoo ready to rahk?!"
Crowd: RAAAHWR!
Guy at the mic: "Get ready fow ZENDAH!"
Crowd: Raaaahwr!
At a Yankee Stadium postgame interview...
Tito Francona: Zender, people once thought no batter could hit over 61 home runs in a season. Now you have hit over 160, and single-handedly destroyed the Yankees once again. What is your secret?
Zender: Oh, it's nothing really. I'm just doin' my job. I gotta give a lotta credit to the other guys on the team... I couldn't have done it without them. I just feel like the luckiest guy in the world to be playin' a game I love.
On Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...
Robin Leach: Zender, you are the richest man in the world EVER! How did you get here from your humble beginnings?
Zender: Oh, Robin, I'm just so fortunate that some of those old cyberpals of mine on Forumosa, had faith in me and lent me their money while others were laughing at my idea of the miniature-golf swimming pool. Of course, those original investors are all billionaires now... One of them is still my friend to this day.
At the Oscars...
Meryl Streep: And for best actor and all-time-greatest everything, the winner is ..."Zender!"
Cameras pan to a surprised Zender, and everyone can read his lips, "Who . . . me?"








Luv museums and a walkable city.






