Geez, I need money to feed my family. Can't get a job and so...sigh...off we go driving a cab.
Oh look, a long-nose. Ka'ching!
Me: Where you want go? [let me press the meter now...hehehe]
Long-nose: Please take me to Taipei Main Station.
Long-nose: Tai-Bei-Cher-Zan [what a douchebag]
Oh, 台北車站. Hmm....instead of going straight on 忠孝東路, I'll just do a right on 復興北路...get really close to the airport before making a left on 民權西路...go all the way until I hit 承德路 and then make a left....go all the way and.....voila. 台北車站.
On the way to 台北車站:
Long-nose: Are you sure this is the way? [this guy must be milking me]
Me: Huh? Me no Engoolisu. [shit...he's getting suspicious]
Long-nose: Aren't we suppose to go straight on Zhongxiao East Road? [goddamn it! This asswipe is really milking me alive]
Me: No-no-no. This-this-this [continue to point straight even though I'm already on 復興北路]
Long-nose: What the F! $250 NT?
Me: Yeah, two-five-lero.
Long-nose: [what a fucking asshole...man, if I weren't a foreigner, I woulda beat the living crap outta this fucker]
Yeah! Another sweet $250 NT for my little young'uns and some bin-lan (and check out some bin-lan babes as well