Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby ArmchairPhilosophe » 07 Sep 2011, 23:34

Starbucks logo with "Starfucks"
If I find it, it will be mine.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby John Yu » 08 Sep 2011, 00:44

Not in Taiwan, but while traveling in Macau I saw an old woman with a shirt that said, "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby lostinasia » 08 Sep 2011, 06:45

John Yu wrote:Not in Taiwan, but while traveling in Macau I saw an old woman with a shirt that said, "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"

Cool! Maybe she want to the same New Model Army concert that I did. (I wonder where my shirt is now; haven't worn or even seen it in years. Presumably it's in a drawer in my parents' house, but maybe it somehow made its way to Macau.)
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby ArmchairPhilosophe » 08 Sep 2011, 20:47

John Yu wrote:Not in Taiwan, but while traveling in Macau I saw an old woman with a shirt that said, "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"

I bought one of these in Germany. MIT though :p
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby Lili » 08 Sep 2011, 20:50

On the immigration line at TPE, I was standing in front of a ~15 year old Chinese girl and her father, two brothers. Her shirt read "CHEAP."

So I pointed to her shirt, looked at her father, and shook my head, and said "bu hao".
He seemed to understand the point that his daughter shouldn't wear the shirt, but I'm sure he had no idea why.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby petrarch1603 » 08 Sep 2011, 21:48

I just saw one in Banqiao. It was one of those loose fitting shirts taiwanese women always like to wear. In big bold words that filled the entire shirt, were the words: "Did You Come?" Also, they were in all caps.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby EddieG » 08 Sep 2011, 23:54

cranky laowai wrote:[*]"Let's hug it out, bitch"[/list]
The last one was worn by a Western guy, who would certainly know what it meant. I wonder if he found it here or thought it was important enough to his life to bring it across the ocean to Taiwan.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby bismarck » 09 Sep 2011, 02:51

petrarch1603 wrote:I just saw one in Banqiao. It was one of those loose fitting shirts taiwanese women always like to wear. In big bold words that filled the entire shirt, were the words: "Did You Come?" Also, they were in all caps.

Could just be Chinglish, otherwise it should surely read, "Did you cum?"
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby bob_honest » 09 Sep 2011, 09:04

petrarch1603 wrote:I just saw one in Banqiao. It was one of those loose fitting shirts taiwanese women always like to wear. In big bold words that filled the entire shirt, were the words: "Did You Come?" Also, they were in all caps.


Well, if someone ever pointed at my child and said "not good" I probably answer "Not good enough for you? Want another hair color? Change of clothes? You §%%§$§§ f... $%§$§%%$$ !!!!"

Shows how easy it is to get misunderstandings. :oops:
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts

Postby Mucha Man » 09 Sep 2011, 10:17

bob_honest wrote:
petrarch1603 wrote:I just saw one in Banqiao. It was one of those loose fitting shirts taiwanese women always like to wear. In big bold words that filled the entire shirt, were the words: "Did You Come?" Also, they were in all caps.


Well, if someone ever pointed at my child and said "not good" I probably answer "Not good enough for you? Want another hair color? Change of clothes? You §%%§$§§ f... $%§$§%%$$ !!!!"

Shows how easy it is to get misunderstandings. :oops:


Misunderstandings are even easier when you quote the wrong post. :lol:
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