"Eat Me" on a mid-20s fat Asian chick
And tonight waking into Watson's I saw "Yes, they're real n I know they're fabulous."
The chic must've had AA cups. Thought just popped into my head like *OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL!! Who the hell would have fake boobs more appropriate on a 6 year old?!*
Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Lili » 02 Oct 2011, 00:35
"I wanted to be puzzled and charmed, to experience the endless, beguiling variety of a continent where you can board a train and an hour later be somewhere where the inhabitants speak a different language, eat different foods, work different hours, live lives that are at once so different and yet so oddly similar. I wanted to be a tourist," Bill Bryson.
"...But I ended up in Taiwan," Lili.
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"...But I ended up in Taiwan," Lili.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Mucha Man » 02 Oct 2011, 01:26
Lili wrote:"Eat Me" on a mid-20s fat Asian chick
And tonight waking into Watson's I saw "Yes, they're real n I know they're fabulous."
The chic must've had AA cups. Thought just popped into my head like *OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL!! Who the hell would have fake boobs more appropriate on a 6 year old?!*
You should have seen what she started with.
“Everywhere else in the world is also really old” said Prof. Liu, a renowned historian at Beijing University. “We always learn that China has 5000 years of cultural heritage, and that therefore we are very special. It appears that other places also have some of this heritage stuff. And are also old. Like, really old.”
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Tony the Tiger » 02 Oct 2011, 05:18
Saw one about two months ago. This girl about mid 20's was wearing a shirt that said "I JUST WANNA FUCK". By far the most hilarious shirt I've ever seen first hand in Taiwan.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by bismarck » 03 Oct 2011, 02:23
Lili wrote:"Eat Me" on a mid-20s fat Asian chick
And tonight waking into Watson's I saw "Yes, they're real n I know they're fabulous."
The chic must've had AA cups. Thought just popped into my head like *OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL!! Who the hell would have fake boobs more appropriate on a 6 year old?!*
Doesn't mean they're not fabulous.
Tony the Tiger wrote:Saw one about two months ago. This girl about mid 20's was wearing a shirt that said "I JUST WANNA FUCK". By far the most hilarious shirt I've ever seen first hand in Taiwan.
Don't we all?
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Shocked » 11 Oct 2011, 19:45
Some t-shirts that I have found interesting lately read:
"I'm Good in Bed
I can sleep all day"
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Orgasm
Donar
"I'm Good in Bed
I can sleep all day"
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Orgasm
Donar
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by B2FiNiTY » 11 Oct 2011, 23:10
hilarious thread. can't wait to add.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Steviebike » 14 Oct 2011, 14:22
Gold makes vigorous love - subtle but, true.
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by Baas Babelaas » 14 Oct 2011, 15:29
COCK
Across a woman's tank top. Or it could have been JOCK, LOCK, SOCK, etc since I couldn't see the first letter. But it had my mind busy for a couple of minutes..
Across a woman's tank top. Or it could have been JOCK, LOCK, SOCK, etc since I couldn't see the first letter. But it had my mind busy for a couple of minutes..
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by finley » 14 Oct 2011, 15:33
Baas Babelaas wrote:But it had my mind busy for a couple of minutes..
During which, of course, you had no choice but to stare at her chest
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Re: Shocking Taiwanese T-shirts
by bismarck » 14 Oct 2011, 15:35
finley wrote:Baas Babelaas wrote:But it had my mind busy for a couple of minutes..
During which, of course, you had no choice but to stare at her chest
I know I would've.
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