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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby Tomas » 06 Nov 2011, 23:04

jdsmith wrote:
Tomas wrote:If the alcoholic is a functional drunk, I'd go with the him, but it really depends on the person.


whoopsie... :lol:


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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby maunaloa » 07 Nov 2011, 01:42

I think the survey instrument needs more granularity. I suggest three groupings:

vegetative stoner
hyperactive but not paranoid stoner
paranoid stoner

evening drunk
24 hour drunk
binge drinker

day stoner evening drunk
day drunk evening stoner
7/24 stoner drunk
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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby Zla'od » 07 Nov 2011, 07:54

Cheat on them both for a perfect trifecta.
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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby navillus » 08 Nov 2011, 12:19

Where'd the poll go? Just checked in to see who was winning and it's gone.
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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby Toe Save » 08 Nov 2011, 12:24

navillus wrote:Where'd the poll go? Just checked in to see who was winning and it's gone.



Unbelievable.
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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby Toe Save » 08 Nov 2011, 12:25

Toe Save wrote:
navillus wrote:Where'd the poll go? Just checked in to see who was winning and it's gone.



Unbelievable.


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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby navillus » 08 Nov 2011, 13:05

Toe Save wrote:
Toe Save wrote:
navillus wrote:Where'd the poll go? Just checked in to see who was winning and it's gone.



Unbelievable.


Temped too. I am starting to think our time spent on this site might be a waste.


Seriously. Can one of the mods help me understand this? :s Was this not in the Fun and Games forum?
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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby Toe Save » 08 Nov 2011, 13:11

navillus wrote:
Toe Save wrote:
Toe Save wrote:
navillus wrote:Where'd the poll go? Just checked in to see who was winning and it's gone.



Unbelievable.


Temped too. I am starting to think our time spent on this site might be a waste.


Seriously. Can one of the mods help me understand this? :s Was this not in the Fun and Games forum?


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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby yuli » 08 Nov 2011, 18:13

navillus wrote:Can one of the mods help me understand this?

Clerical error - was supposed to got "Fun and Games". :oops:

Was this not in the Fun and Games forum?

It is now.

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Re: Stoner v Drunk

Postby jdsmith » 08 Nov 2011, 18:44

yuli wrote:
navillus wrote:Can one of the mods help me understand this?

Clerical error - was supposed to got "Fun and Games". :oops:

Was this not in the Fun and Games forum?

It is now.

A most apologetic moderator :bow:

So, your vote goes to Stoner then? :lol:
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