bismarck wrote:I think I need to post a picture of me and my big cock in this thread. Just to quieten down jimi some.
I think you have a very handsome cock, bismarck. Nonetheless, such a fine specimen does not, in itself, make for true rockingness.
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You're a wingman. I prefer the breasts and legs.
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Deny me, and I shall CRUSH you as a gorilla crushes a banana.
Beware my wrath.