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Jimi's Troll For The Day

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Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby jimipresley » 19 Feb 2012, 17:56

Why are ugly girls attracted to gay men?

Also:

Why are stupid people better-looking than intelligent people?
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby saddletramp » 19 Feb 2012, 18:14

Ok, I'll bite. Because they have Taiwan ID cards and everyone accepts them as locals.
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby jimipresley » 19 Feb 2012, 18:16

saddletramp wrote:Ok, I'll bite. Because they have Taiwan ID cards and everyone accepts them as locals.

Stupid people or ugly girls?
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby saddletramp » 19 Feb 2012, 18:21

Dou ke yi
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby jimipresley » 19 Feb 2012, 18:25

Really. I like gay guys. Some of my best friends have gay friends. What I can't understand however, is why the fat chicks gravitate towards them.

Also:

Why are people with Taiwan ID cards usually stupid and like faux lesbian pornography?

I'm vexed.
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby Charlie Phillips » 19 Feb 2012, 19:00

jimipresley wrote:Really. I like gay guys. Some of my best friends have gay friends. What I can't understand however, is why the fat chicks gravitate towards them


I think you might have hit the nail on the head when you bring up the subject of gravity.

I have to disagree about the stupid people vs. intelligent people better looking debate. I am both extremely handsome and intelligent. There are exceptions to every rule. :2cents:
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby jimipresley » 19 Feb 2012, 19:49

Charlie Phillips wrote:I have to disagree about the stupid people vs. intelligent people better looking debate. I am both extremely handsome and intelligent. There are exceptions to every rule. :2cents:

Well, you are the perfect subject for my troll experiment then.

Do you find yourself attractive? I mean, when you have coitus, do you think about yourself?

Do you wear glasses during sex?
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby Charlie Phillips » 19 Feb 2012, 20:12

jimipresley wrote:
Charlie Phillips wrote:I have to disagree about the stupid people vs. intelligent people better looking debate. I am both extremely handsome and intelligent. There are exceptions to every rule. :2cents:


Well, you are the perfect subject for my troll experiment then.


So happy to have found someone take an interest in me.

Do you find yourself attractive? I mean, when you have coitus, do you think about yourself?


When I masturbate, I think of others, but when I coit with others, I think of myself.

Do you wear glasses during sex?


Yes, Ray-ban.
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Re: Jimi's Troll For The Day

Postby TheGingerMan » 19 Feb 2012, 23:18

Intelligent people always look more interesting (hence better) to look at than stupid people.
Unless said stupid people are women, which entails that the stupidity of appearances knows not a single bound.
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