Victims of Microflatulism

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Victims of Microflatulism

Postby headhonchoII » 07 May 2012, 18:38

You know what it's like. You are going around minding your own business and suddenly some old dude stops right in front of you, says 'You is are American yes?' and BAM! hits you with a chain of microflatulisms, pit, pit, pufffff , prhoooaaaaah..I don't know about you but I've just about had it with these people.
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby superking » 07 May 2012, 18:41

headhonchoII wrote:You know what it's like. You are going around minding your own business and suddenly some old dude stops right in front of you, says 'You is are American yes?' and BAM! hits you with a chain of microflatulisms, pit, pit, pufffff , prhoooaaaaah..I don't know about you but I've just about had it with these people.


Or when they come up and ask, "You Irish?" then start doing River Dance and going pit pit puffff, prhoooaaaah. Boy those Michael Flatulisms really get on my wick. :D
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby Steviebike » 07 May 2012, 18:44

It's the SBD's* you have to watch out for. Give them the ten second rule.


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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby zender » 07 May 2012, 19:15

I hope you aren't heaping the polite test farters in with the rest.
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby superking » 07 May 2012, 20:26

zender wrote:I hope you aren't heaping the polite test farters in with the rest.



I'm heaping em all in together.
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby ChewDawg » 08 May 2012, 09:12

What about microshartism? I think it is likely nastier than microflatulism. I think such a lofty topic deserves its own thread.
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby Deuce Dropper » 08 May 2012, 13:57

I'm all about macroflatulism. I'll clear a room when need be.
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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby bismarck » 15 May 2012, 13:38

Deuce Dropper wrote:I'm all about macroflatulism. I'll clear a room when need be.

Hmmmm :ponder:

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Re: Victims of Microflatulism

Postby sandman » 15 May 2012, 13:49

More sea urchins. Transform them poofy wee poots into trouser-ripping BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARGHS!
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