''Taiwan girls are easy''

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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 11 Nov 2011, 03:13

JFP wrote:http://tw.nextmedia.com/animation/iplayer/msecid/1/type/Today/ArtID/25482/issueid/20110918

Make sure your Taiwan girlfriend is not one of these 西餐妹! :roflmao:

Oh no!!! The Laowai are stealing our wimmins!! :runaway:

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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby fenlander » 14 Nov 2011, 20:54


Though, I have to say, like most PSA this seems counter productive, if they want to scare girls away from Laowais, is the best thing to do is tell them that they have big dicks?


Damn that made me crack up and nearly choke on my double cheeseburger :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby Soloman » 20 Dec 2011, 09:51

I'm also slightly offended by this.

FYI: an English website was recently launced by the NCC as a means to complain about any internet content from Taiwan.

It might be useful:

https://www.win.org.tw/cap/en/
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bumclouds » 20 Dec 2011, 23:19

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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby tommy525 » 20 Dec 2011, 23:27

bumclouds wrote:


I can't believe what I just saw........


stupid. fact is those particular taiwan girls are out for fun and a lot of TW guys go to clubs/discos for the same reason.

Sure some girls target foreigners but so what? Everyone knows theres a lot of sex happening in Taiwan. Virgins are getting rarer in the 20s subset.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby Abacus » 22 Dec 2011, 21:34

Oh no! We better watch out for the internet police.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 22 Dec 2011, 23:44

Abacus wrote:Oh no! We better watch out for the internet police.

Yeah, I'm not sure it'll make much of a difference. They'll prolly just think, "Ah, silly laowai. You no understand Taiwan culture. Is only joking! Even sam_wong no that!!" :idunno:
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bumclouds » 23 Dec 2011, 09:50

I'm sure if there's enough complaints, we should at least get an email from them.

Is there a contact number? If so, we can follow up with a phone call if none of us get a response.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 23 Dec 2011, 13:00

rosarot wrote:I think I also want to file a complaint because of false advertising. I've seen my share of laowais in the past years and found a lot of them didn't have the kind of 熱狗 as portrayed by this news item. :s

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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby Zla'od » 24 Dec 2011, 18:24

And another thing--I heard that Chinese men only have two testicles.
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