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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 08 Feb 2012, 12:31

brandoninluzhou wrote:
Tomas wrote:Typical Apple Daily garbage. The media here does these sorts of racist, completely distorted pieces every once in a while. Keeps mom and pop at home interesting in buying their rag.


This made me chuckle a bit. Once in a while my girlfriend will send me a message about her mom or sisters watching something on TV showing how dangerous it is to date or marry a foreigner by having girls give testimonials.

Yeah, because those damn foreigners will like open doors for them, take them out to diner and maybe even fornicate with them, didn't you know?! And the worst is, they won't even do it in a hotel!! The horror! :runaway:
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bumclouds » 19 Feb 2012, 21:19

We didn't get any response from the internet police regarding the racist news item did we.

Zero response.

Perhaps they don't consider it to be racist.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby ksidnas » 22 Feb 2012, 20:25

What is up with their teeth? Also if ever come across crazy, umm dont plant your tree in it. You will hate yourself when she is stalking you 24/7.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby angel1152 » 29 Apr 2012, 03:37

Taiwanese girls are not easy!

台灣女生不隨便!

如果你是個隨便的尋找一夜情的老外,

If you are looking for casual one-night stands of the foreigners,

如果你只是個只會到夜店認識台灣女生把夜店妹,

If you just only go to pub to know Taiwan girls,

那你當然只會認識隨便的女生,不成熟,沒有氣質,

Then you will know of course, random girls, immature, no temperament,

因為你也只是個隨便的老外,不成熟,無法負責任,

Because you are just a casual foreigners, immature, can not be responsible,

認識隨便的台灣女生,不成熟的台灣女生剛好而已!物以類聚!

Understanding of Taiwan's casual girls mature women of Taiwan
Just nothing! Feather flock together!

正常成熟的台灣女生,很矜持,很理性,很保守,很有氣質,

Taiwan Normal mature girls,
Is very restrained, very rational, very conservative, very temperament,

我們對於異性一開始通常不會太熱情,我們通常要等異性有一定的熟識了解之後,才會開始展現熱情,

We are beginning the opposite sex is usually not too warm,
We usually have to wait a certain familiar understanding of the opposite sex only after we have begun to show enthusiasm,

這過程大概要3個月以後,如果是每天msn的通訊又或者你透過不同方式對我們每天表達關
心,才有可能達到這種程度,如果沒有,sorry!

The process probably three months later, if it is day or if you have msn communications through a variety of ways to express care and show your's
heart, be possible to achieve such a deeply&serious of relationship,if not, sorry!

我們不可能會跟你有更進一步的發展的,成熟的台灣女生尋找的都是一段認真的關係,

都是很認真的為自己的生活負責,不靠男人,

We can not be with you with further development, and
Mature women of Taiwan are looking for a serious relationship,
Are very serious responsibility for their own lives, do not rely on men,

我們自己一個人生活也可以生活的很好 ,很快樂,對於感情抱持著寧缺勿濫的態度,

總之請不要再誤解 台灣女生!

We can live by myself can be greate life, very happy,
For the emotional hold the maybe alone life cann't Gushing with feelings attitude,
Anyway, Please do not misunderstand the girls of Taiwanse!

你所認識的 只是個愛玩夜店的咖不代表每一個台灣女生

You know just like to stay and play at pub of someone,
Does not mean that every girls in Taiwanese.

taht's all.


如果妳是台灣女生請用力的點擊透過google搜索 taiwanese girls are not easy,

為自己平反,根據google的說法他們的機器人是根據搜尋去做排名的,那個字眼是超過350萬人次搜尋, 才有的結果,

所以如果當這個taiwanese girls are not easy 搜尋超過他的排名.就再也不會讓人引起誤會了.

http://www.google.com.tw/search?hl=zh-
TW&source=hp&q=taiwanese+girls+are+not+easy&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

妳也可以把本篇文章做轉貼,不用告知我
最好把Taiwanese girls are not easy!設為標題並設成大字體,根據google機器人的習性以及判斷網頁重要性,當字體越大越是會列為重要關注度的要點,搜索的排名越會往前。

然後現在我的文章大概會在google 搜尋的第八頁,直接按page 8,把我的文章再按下去..就可以讓這篇文張的排名超前!

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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby superking » 16 May 2012, 00:00

Taiwanese girls are easy to bed because they expect more afterwards.

Just like shagging twins, suddenly you have TWO women telling you to stay awake.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 16 May 2012, 08:38

superking wrote:Taiwanese girls are easy to bed because they expect more afterwards.

Just like shagging twins, suddenly you have TWO women telling you to stay awake.

Nothing wrong with that. And if you have twins, you really should stay awake and spread the love a little longer. :2cents:

Edit: And it's not always the case. It's happened when a day or so after the deed (overcome by guilt or whatever) the bird has said, "Maybe we should be just friends." Of course, that could also just be a trick.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby Taiwan_Student » 17 May 2012, 12:26

The original link to the apple daily video is gone. Could someone find a new link?
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''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby bismarck » 18 May 2012, 10:35

GuyInTaiwan wrote:However, this also works both ways. There often seems to be a real aversion by Taiwanese men to Taiwanese women who are in their early thirties. Sure, everyone likes a younger woman, but in my opinion, most Taiwanese women in their early thirties are still absolutely gorgeous. Furthermore, they've developed enough non-physical charms by then to make them really great prospects for marriage. Taiwanese women in their early to mid thirties are massively underrated in this country; in fact, it's tragic that so many truly great women are considered "washed up" or "over the hill". If I were a pretty steady kind of Taiwanese guy, I'd be working on hitting my stride (career, financial security, interests/hobbies, general conversationalist, etc.) in my early thirties and then taking advantage of my prospects with this massive pool of excellent women my own age that so many other people overlook.

That is so bloody true. Just yesterday I was teaching a beginner level adult class and we're still on unit one with the "hello", Introductions and telling about your family schpiel. So I go around asking everyone how many people they have in their family and who they are. Eventually I get to this older woman at the back who looks to be in her late 30s, possibly early 40s, but very attractive, nice body, great skin, charming personality and pretty much awesome as far as I can tell. I'm expecting her to say something like 5 or six people in her family (parents in law, husband, one or two kids), but she answers, "Three". Just her, her mum and her brother. I smile and leave it at that, but all the time I'm thinking: WTF? How is she not married?
Teaching adults I often meet older women in their 30s or 40s that have never been married or who's husband cheated on them and then resulted in divorce and now they've been "left out to pasture", and it boggles my mind. They're the kind of women that back in a western country they would be inundated with very eligible gentleman callers. We even have two female teachers at the school in the same position, one in her early 30s and one in her 40s, and they're both awesome. Both have one boy, the one is divorced and the other is separated (husband no longer wants to be with her, but he's a career army officer and doesn't want to give a divorce, and if she pushes for it will refuse to support their child financially). The older one is still so bloody hot it's hard to put into words (think Gong Li, but as an English teacher), and the younger one I nicknamed Rock Chick, because she always comes to work in grungy gear with awesome music T-shirts. Having spent time with both socially (Friday lunches some of us get together sometimes), I can vouch they're both brilliant women. Yet there they are, in Taiwan, on the shelf. :wall:
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby Teddoman » 18 May 2012, 11:21

Some of those late 30s women are there by choice. Some Taiwanese women have their standards and aren't willing to budge and are looking to marry up. Maybe statistically there just aren't enough eligible men to meet the standards of all of those women.

But yes, there is a large pool of eligible 30 something women in Taiwan that is not being tapped, literally.
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Re: ''Taiwan girls are easy''

Postby GuyInTaiwan » 18 May 2012, 12:03

bismarck: It's crazy, isn't it? These women would be snapped up in a heartbeat in the West.

Teddoman: There is definitely a problem with women wanting to marry up. In an age when men and women have similar levels of education and can make similar levels of money, there simply won't be a large enough pool of men for every woman. I believe that's part of why there are so many guys who end up getting wives from abroad (usually China or Southeast Asia).
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