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Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby Confuzius » 19 Jun 2012, 23:55

"Mystery mushroom" which leaves Xi'an villagers befuddled turns out to be artificial vajayjay"

Yes....vajayjay

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/19/mystery-mushroom-artificial-vajayjay.php
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Re: Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby housecat » 20 Jun 2012, 08:10

There is a graphic late term abortion photo at the top of the page that is linked to above. It is very disturbing. You have been warned.

The story is funny, but I was so put off by the photo that I felt more miserable than amused.
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Re: Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby Teddoman » 20 Jun 2012, 08:53

What was funny was how they kept showing various guys manhandling the thing with it jiggling away in their hands.

How the heck did it get 80 m underground though?
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Re: Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby shiadoa » 10 Dec 2013, 02:54

This is amusing it made me laugh a lot....ouch, :roflmao: ouch my Heart
http://www.ettoday.net/news/20130814/256837.htm
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Re: Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby shiadoa » 21 Dec 2013, 23:45

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Re: Funniest crap I've read in a while

Postby shiadoa » 29 Dec 2013, 05:00

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
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