Game- Post a baseless lie about the previous poster.

[Yellow Cartman]

ImaniOU is actually French for Ilha Forumosa, where she current resides writing her auto-biographical story.

[TomHill]

Yellow Cartman never really lived in an itty bitty taofang in Yonghe!

[Yellow Cartman]

Tom Hill is Stray Dog's Street Dog Chaser. Forumosa gave him the honarium.

[ImaniOU]

Yellow Cartman was offered the position of being the spokesman of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", but they were afraid his sex appeal might be too much for the audience so they went with Fabio instead since he wasn't nearly as big a sex symbol...

[Yellow Cartman]

ImaniOU was Jerry Springer's speechwriter. Her work there has done good for the good children of Taiwan who will be flocking to Cleveland once they're old enough to obtain their passports to see the birthplace.

[Yellow Cartman]

Joesax got here by playing in the subway stations. The money he earned tooting his brass paid for his one way ticket.

[Limey]

The first Chinese sentence ImaniOU learnt was "U no Maii" "You don't sell?"

[Limey]

Limey has not only a huge bank account, but also a massive wang.......

[ImaniOU]

Limey got his name from a key lime pie-eating contest. He won and the name stuck.

[Joesox]

What a wonderful thread. Really conjures up some images. The Bundy-tootin Megaman for one!

Anyway, back to business. Whenever ImaniOU gets writer's block (whether in speech-writing or autobiographical mode) she goes to the roof of her apartment block and tapdances while gazing over the city skyline. Then genius burns again.

But ImaniOU forgot to mention that Limey was only in possession of the key lime pie-eating trophy for a meager 10 minutes before he was stripped of that honour as he was discovered backstage by the judges in a bizarre and embarrassing position that sullied the reputation of key lime pie and indeed of baked goods in general.