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Postby Yellow Cartman » 01 May 2006, 21:27

ImaniOU is actually French for Ilha Forumosa, where she current resides writing her auto-biographical story.
Trillian: You idiot! You signed the order to destroy Earth!
Zaphod: I did?
Arthur: He did?
Trillian: Love and kisses Zaphod? You didn't even read it, did you?
Zaphod: Well, I'm president, I don't have a lot of time for reading.
Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
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Postby TomHill » 01 May 2006, 21:30

Yellow Cartman never really lived in an itty bitty taofang in Yonghe!
Eating fish.
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Postby Yellow Cartman » 01 May 2006, 21:31

Tom Hill is Stray Dog's Street Dog Chaser. Forumosa gave him the honarium.
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Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
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Postby ImaniOU » 01 May 2006, 21:32

Yellow Cartman was offered the position of being the spokesman of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", but they were afraid his sex appeal might be too much for the audience so they went with Fabio instead since he wasn't nearly as big a sex symbol...
"We're talking about Taiwanese media whose attention spans make your average goldfish look like the Amazing Kreskin."
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Postby Yellow Cartman » 01 May 2006, 21:36

ImaniOU was Jerry Springer's speechwriter. Her work there has done good for the good children of Taiwan who will be flocking to Cleveland once they're old enough to obtain their passports to see the birthplace.
Trillian: You idiot! You signed the order to destroy Earth!
Zaphod: I did?
Arthur: He did?
Trillian: Love and kisses Zaphod? You didn't even read it, did you?
Zaphod: Well, I'm president, I don't have a lot of time for reading.
Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
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Postby Yellow Cartman » 01 May 2006, 21:40

Joesax got here by playing in the subway stations. The money he earned tooting his brass paid for his one way ticket.
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Zaphod: I did?
Arthur: He did?
Trillian: Love and kisses Zaphod? You didn't even read it, did you?
Zaphod: Well, I'm president, I don't have a lot of time for reading.
Trillian: My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph!
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Postby Limey » 01 May 2006, 21:51

The first Chinese sentence ImaniOU learnt was "U no Maii" "You don't sell?"
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Postby Limey » 01 May 2006, 22:02

Limey has not only a huge bank account, but also a massive wang....... :p
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Postby ImaniOU » 01 May 2006, 23:41

Limey got his name from a key lime pie-eating contest. He won and the name stuck.
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Postby Joesox » 01 May 2006, 23:55

What a wonderful thread. Really conjures up some images. The Bundy-tootin Megaman for one!

Anyway, back to business. Whenever ImaniOU gets writer's block (whether in speech-writing or autobiographical mode) she goes to the roof of her apartment block and tapdances while gazing over the city skyline. Then genius burns again.

But ImaniOU forgot to mention that Limey was only in possession of the key lime pie-eating trophy for a meager 10 minutes before he was stripped of that honour as he was discovered backstage by the judges in a bizarre and embarrassing position that sullied the reputation of key lime pie and indeed of baked goods in general.
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