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Postby TomHill » 02 May 2006, 22:11

Tash, like Worzel Gummidge, can unscrew her head and put on new ones. This evening she is wearing a Joan Rivers number.
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Postby tash » 02 May 2006, 22:11

TomHill wrote:Funk500 gave his girlfriend a sweater made out of his knee hairs.

You're breaking your own rules, TH! That doesn't constitute a lie!
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Postby Funk500 » 02 May 2006, 22:15

Tash knows where my rosemary tree grows..

its a little known fact that Tash has also been the stunt double for Brian Dennehy
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Postby TomHill » 02 May 2006, 22:15

Tash blames the break-up of the former soviet Union on the price on onions.
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Postby Rasputin » 02 May 2006, 22:17

Tom Hill has reached the 32nd degree in Free Masonry.
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Postby tash » 02 May 2006, 22:22

Ra-ra-rasputin resides in my head all day.

No, wait! that's actually true! CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME, MAN! I CAN'T STOP SINGING THAT FUCKING SONG!!!!


ok. One more try... Rasputin's engaged to be married to the daughter of the owner of Taiwan's entire blue-paint producing empire.
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Postby TomHill » 02 May 2006, 22:26

the name 'tash' is taken from the words fisT A SHark.
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Postby sandman » 02 May 2006, 22:32

TomHill wrote:the name 'tash' is taken from the words fisT A SHark.

Bloody hell! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Limey » 02 May 2006, 22:42

Sandman nicked his screen name from that dodgy Metallica tune "Enter Sandman" He thought it was way cooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
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Postby Dr Zoidberg » 02 May 2006, 22:51

The cat in Limey's avatar was photographed by Tom Hill during one of Limey's heavy petting sessions. Rumor has it that Stray Dog was involved somehow, but Stray Dog has denied this vehemently, claiming he was cleaning himself at the time.
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