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Re: Useless Observations

Postby TheGingerMan » 24 Mar 2012, 18:35

bismarck wrote:I pee where I stand.

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Re: Useless Observations

Postby Rockefeller » 30 Mar 2012, 17:51

I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read those wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward...
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby bismarck » 31 Mar 2012, 13:31

Rockefeller wrote:I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read those wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward...

That's been doing the rounds on Facebook of late.
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby Rockefeller » 01 Apr 2012, 07:57

bismarck wrote:
Rockefeller wrote:I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read those wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward...

That's been doing the rounds on Facebook of late.


It sure has.
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby nemesis » 07 May 2012, 03:27

-Trying to think of "creative" student comments week after week SUCKS. So does the knowledge that when I wake up, it will be Monday. <shudders>

-That citronella spray from the Blue Store (PXMart) really works better than the DEET stuff.

-Dogs always wait until right after their bath to roll in stinky stuff.

-Why do the stupid people at the pool shut off the waterslide on weekdays? That's lame.
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby superking » 07 May 2012, 03:44

nemesis wrote:-Dogs always wait until right after their bath to roll in stinky stuff.


Because what smells nice to your nose is different to what smells nice to theirs. When you bath them you wash away all their lovely smells and replace them with nasty chemical smelling guff (to their noses). They love the smell of fox poop, and they love you, so they want to smell their best for you. They get confused because you then go and wash away all their lovely smells again. Try bathing them in unscented water. They will roll about in the poop less, except when they are on heat and then you are screwed.
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby housecat » 08 May 2012, 07:45

It's not the heat, it's the humidity. I've just showered and still feel all wilted.
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby Rockefeller » 09 May 2012, 06:00

the smiling dog is such a jerk.

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Re: Useless Observations

Postby k.k. » 22 Aug 2012, 09:54

Sometimes I really have to shake my head. What a strange fucking world we live in. These two news headlines today had me chuckling...

Cops nab alleged boozer on a motorized picnic table

and

Daycare staff charged with running toddler fight club
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Re: Useless Observations

Postby bismarck » 22 Aug 2012, 12:16

k.k. wrote:Daycare staff charged with running toddler fight club

Wait. What? :eek:
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