"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't do it!"
That's my favourite joke in the whole world. There's like, some deep philosophy in there, man.[/quote]
Reminds me of the Dr. Zaius joke from the Planet of the Apes episode of the Simpsons:
Troy: "What's wrong with me?"
Zaius: "I think you're crazy."
Troy: "Want a second opinion!"
Zaius: "You're also lazy."