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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby divea » 25 Jun 2010, 16:35

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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby the chief » 25 Jun 2010, 16:45

"Once, after a long night of drinking, Bogart found himself at dawn staggering through unfamiliar Hollywood streets. Hammered, unshaven and disheveled, he noticed a light burning in one of the windows. He approached, drawn by the smell of frying bacon, and looked inside to see a woman cooking breakfast for her family. He stood there a while, leering drunkenly, until the woman noticed him and let loose a scream.

“My God! It’s Humphrey Bogart!”

“What about him?” her husband asked..

“He’s standing in our front yard.”

“Well, invite him in.”

Bogie sat down with the family, enthralling them with ribald tales of Betty Davis, Errol Flynn and James Cagney. He finished breakfast, called a cab and left the family with a story their friends would never believe. "

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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby sandman » 25 Jun 2010, 17:01

The chief has concerns about vagina-smelling pineapple.
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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby the chief » 25 Jun 2010, 17:18

sandman wrote:The chief has concerns about vagina-smelling pineapple.


Well hell, man, I ask you, what right thinking man wouldn't?!?
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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby Buttercup » 25 Jun 2010, 17:31

God, I wish my boss would stop phoning about rubbish. I'm trying to organise my stables in Farmville.
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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby maoman » 25 Jun 2010, 17:42

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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby the chief » 25 Jun 2010, 17:43

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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby Mother Theresa » 25 Jun 2010, 17:53

I know you've seen this Stu, but. . .

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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby sandman » 25 Jun 2010, 18:09

Mother Theresa wrote:I know you've seen this Stu, but. . .

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That's the Meadows in Edinburgh, bet you all the money in the world. And not a photoshop, either, no sir -- that guy on the ground really IS as dumb as he looks. No trickery there at all.
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Re: The Friday Nonsense Thread

Postby Funk500 » 02 Jul 2010, 16:04

anybody need some nonsense this week? Or are you all nonsensed out ?
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