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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby antarcticbeech » 11 Sep 2011, 01:22

antarticbeech just saw a dog ganbei.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Rinchan18 » 13 Sep 2011, 18:24

Rinchan18 is wondering whether or not this email her mother sent her has even just a little truth to it...:


The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:What's for dinner?/Are you wearing that?/What are you so worked up about?/Should you be eating that?/What did you DO all day?

SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?/You sure look good in brown!/Could we be overreacting?/You know, there are a lot of apples left./I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner?/WOW! Look at you!/Here's my paycheck./Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?/I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine./Here, have some wine/Here, have some wine./Here, have some wine./Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one:

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this info rmation to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh... and men who need a warning.


And, have some wine.

**I'm thinking one of the truths is the many thing pms stand for
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby bismarck » 14 Sep 2011, 13:14

I hate how work gets in the way of watching rugby! :fume:
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Second of all, as in all honeymoons, all is well until it is not. It is until the unexpected happens that you will see all grievances surface -ask anyone in any relationship. The girl can chew with her mouth open, that if you love her, you do not care. If you do not lover her, if her pinkie toe is half an inch deviant, the relationship is doomed. - Icon
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Icon » 20 Nov 2011, 21:36

I am pleased to announce I have completed the transition of my wardrobe from summer to winter, finishing at a decent hour. *Gloat*
Lo urgente no deja tiempo para lo importante. Mafalda.

None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There’s no time for anything else.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Super Hans » 20 Nov 2011, 22:43

Super Hans is posting his status update here.
The bones got the wrong detail I hoped it would have for you
Safe for a shin bone or even a hand
It's such a lonely ride...
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Lili » 20 Nov 2011, 22:44

Icon wrote:I am pleased to announce I have completed the transition of my wardrobe from summer to winter, finishing at a decent hour. *Gloat*

Watch it be 80F and sunny for the next two weeks. :)


I have finally acquired a sleeping pad for myself.
Dragged it and an XL Ikea bag of fragiles through the MRT, bus, nightmarket, and 4 flights of stairs.

It is now happily "resting" (regaining shape and foamy-ness) on my couch for the next 72 hours as per instructions.
"I wanted to be puzzled and charmed, to experience the endless, beguiling variety of a continent where you can board a train and an hour later be somewhere where the inhabitants speak a different language, eat different foods, work different hours, live lives that are at once so different and yet so oddly similar. I wanted to be a tourist," Bill Bryson.
"...But I ended up in Taiwan," Lili.

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how much satisfaction,
how much comfort,
how much soul and transcendence there might be
in a cold bottle of beer.
-Tom Robbins
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Icon » 21 Nov 2011, 09:44

Lili wrote:
Icon wrote:I am pleased to announce I have completed the transition of my wardrobe from summer to winter, finishing at a decent hour. *Gloat*

Watch it be 80F and sunny for the next two weeks. :)


I have finally acquired a sleeping pad for myself.
Dragged it and an XL Ikea bag of fragiles through the MRT, bus, nightmarket, and 4 flights of stairs.

It is now happily "resting" (regaining shape and foamy-ness) on my couch for the next 72 hours as per instructions.


Icon is now waiting for Lilli to come out in the TV news. :popcorn:
Lo urgente no deja tiempo para lo importante. Mafalda.

None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden treasure. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There’s no time for anything else.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby bismarck » 22 Nov 2011, 12:29

Lili wrote:Watch it be 80F and sunny for the next two weeks. :)

:ohreally:
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Second of all, as in all honeymoons, all is well until it is not. It is until the unexpected happens that you will see all grievances surface -ask anyone in any relationship. The girl can chew with her mouth open, that if you love her, you do not care. If you do not lover her, if her pinkie toe is half an inch deviant, the relationship is doomed. - Icon
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Jaboney » 22 Nov 2011, 12:31

S.O.S. (Save Our Sanity), the elder daughter has discovered the Why Infinite Loop.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby bismarck » 22 Nov 2011, 15:40

Jaboney wrote:S.O.S. (Save Our Sanity), the elder daughter has discovered the Why Infinite Loop.

Does she also do it in English and Chinese?


Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
Sir Winston Churchill

Second of all, as in all honeymoons, all is well until it is not. It is until the unexpected happens that you will see all grievances surface -ask anyone in any relationship. The girl can chew with her mouth open, that if you love her, you do not care. If you do not lover her, if her pinkie toe is half an inch deviant, the relationship is doomed. - Icon
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