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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Rinchan18 » 11 Dec 2011, 14:05

It is dinnertime, so Rinchan18 made some open-faced chicken stir-fry quesadilla with rice :lick:
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Postby Icon » 13 Dec 2011, 15:01

Icon is having rum infused fruitcake. :lick:
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Postby ceevee369 » 13 Dec 2011, 15:07

I am out of office.
I’m a dog shaped ashtray
I’m a shrugging moustache wearing a speedo tuxedo
I’m a movie with no plot, written in the back seat of a piss powered taxi
I’m an imperial armpit, sweating Chianti
I’m a toilet with no seat, flushing tradition down
I'm socialist lingerie
I'm diplomatic techno
I'm gay pastry and racist cappuccino
I’m an army on holiday in a guillotine museum
I’m a painting made of hair, on a nudist beach, eating McDonald's
I’m a novel far too long
I’m a sentimental song
I’m a yellow tooth waltzing with wrap around shades on

Who am I?
I am Europe
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby allisonmosa » 15 Dec 2011, 18:49

I'm off for starting now.
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Postby bismarck » 16 Dec 2011, 02:30

I had to explain the meaning of "coyote ugly" to three adult students tonight, including one fairly conservative young lady. I was met with this reaction: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Postby Icon » 03 Jan 2012, 15:12

Icon is having a sugar rush from sampling Cup du Pain candidates.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby bismarck » 18 Jan 2012, 14:42

tofayel wrote:Hello friends
I am a newly joined member.

Bismarck Welcomed a New Member.

Welcome! :thumbsup:
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Icon » 24 Feb 2012, 15:00

Icon is suffering from the typical Friday afternoon writer's block. Fortunately, this time she has a topic... but no inspiration.
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Postby bismarck » 04 Apr 2012, 13:22

Aaaargh!! With my girlfriend in Thailand and my son sweeping tombs with granny I'm faced with a day off and not a clue what to do with it!! It's 1:20pm and I'm already as bored as fuck, lonely and eyeing that bottle of rum.
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Re: Post your status updates here!

Postby Rockefeller » 04 Apr 2012, 16:13

bismarck wrote:Aaaargh!! With my girlfriend in Thailand and my son sweeping tombs with granny I'm faced with a day off and not a clue what to do with it!! It's 1:20pm and I'm already as bored as fuck, lonely and eyeing that bottle of rum.


ahem...your son and your mother are sweeping what, now?
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