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Postby bismarck » 05 Apr 2012, 08:51

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bismarck wrote:Aaaargh!! With my girlfriend in Thailand and my son sweeping tombs with granny I'm faced with a day off and not a clue what to do with it!! It's 1:20pm and I'm already as bored as fuck, lonely and eyeing that bottle of rum.


ahem...your son and your mother are sweeping what, now?

You know it was tomb sweet day, right?
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Postby superking » 05 Apr 2012, 09:17

superking just woke up in a cold sweat at 2am after some weird dream where he was scared he might be attacked by Alex from Clockwork Orange and then ran a 5km race with his hand tied to former goalkeeper Bob Wilson. Superking probably needs a glass of water and five minutes to restore some semblance of sanity before having another crack at this sleeping malarkey.
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Postby lostinasia » 05 Apr 2012, 11:55

bismarck wrote:
Rockefeller wrote:
bismarck wrote:Aaaargh!! With my girlfriend in Thailand and my son sweeping tombs with granny.

ahem...your son and your mother are sweeping what, now?

You know it was tomb sweet day, right?

I think it was sweeping tombs with granny as a broom that got the attention.
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Postby Icon » 05 Apr 2012, 14:10

Icon is already freaking out as Friday approaches ... again, with not even a topic on hand...
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Postby superking » 05 Apr 2012, 16:43

Icon wrote:Icon is already freaking out as Friday approaches ... again, with not even a topic on hand...



If it's for a conversation class could you do it on the theme of: panic?

A classic one is sleep and dreams. How many hours do you sleep? How many pillows do you have? What's your night time routine? What do you dream about? You could dig up some stuff about how we used to have two rhythmic sleep patterns but that that went out the window (literally!) with electric lighting... discuss. Plenty of vocab you can shoehorn into a sleep debate lesson.

Just a thought.

Hmm, I'm sleepy.
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Postby Icon » 06 Apr 2012, 10:40

superking wrote:
Icon wrote:Icon is already freaking out as Friday approaches ... again, with not even a topic on hand...



If it's for a conversation class could you do it on the theme of: panic?

A classic one is sleep and dreams. How many hours do you sleep? How many pillows do you have? What's your night time routine? What do you dream about? You could dig up some stuff about how we used to have two rhythmic sleep patterns but that that went out the window (literally!) with electric lighting... discuss. Plenty of vocab you can shoehorn into a sleep debate lesson.

Just a thought.

Hmm, I'm sleepy.


:lol:

The writer's block is at work. 10:30am and no topic yet...

I do have a converstaion class to teach tonight, but it is easier, even though I do not have my books. I rely a lot on the Internet, lots of resources now I wished I had before. :D

As to sleep, I am teaching a teen, which means they get 4 hours sleep because of homework/tests/activities. I'll write elsewhere about the topic limitations on this regard...
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Postby superking » 06 Apr 2012, 13:53

Oh I guess you are not teacher then. Well, good luck with getting it done, whatever it is. Wait, it's Friday already. Hopefully you got it done, whatever it was! :D
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Postby Icon » 06 Apr 2012, 13:56

superking wrote:Oh I guess you are not teacher then. Well, good luck with getting it done, whatever it is. Wait, it's Friday already. Hopefully you got it done, whatever it was! :D


Not yet... but thanks for the thought! :D
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Postby Icon » 02 Jun 2012, 21:45

Icon had a great day at the European School Fair ogling the foreign dads :howyoudoin: :lovestruck:
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