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Forumosans at Their Poetic Best

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:25

Hey!
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:25

Straw's cheaper
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

Fully ordained Dudeist Priest, CLDD in good standing, available for weddings, funerals, and league semifinals, PM me.
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:26

Grass is free
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

Fully ordained Dudeist Priest, CLDD in good standing, available for weddings, funerals, and league semifinals, PM me.
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:26

Buy a farm
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

Fully ordained Dudeist Priest, CLDD in good standing, available for weddings, funerals, and league semifinals, PM me.
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:26

You get all three!
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

Fully ordained Dudeist Priest, CLDD in good standing, available for weddings, funerals, and league semifinals, PM me.
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby the chief » 25 Mar 2011, 15:27

Burma Shave!
"Got to hurry back to my hotel room
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Split"

"If you can't have God, at least have some respect.."
-Got To Be Kidding

I wouldn't stay under there too long, that's where the pigs shit.

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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby sandman » 25 Mar 2011, 15:33

You won't know where the yellow went
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby sandman » 25 Mar 2011, 15:33

When you clean your teeth with Steradent.
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby Bubba 2 Guns » 25 Mar 2011, 17:42

Screw Ya Momma
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Re: Help: need a verse

Postby Bubba 2 Guns » 25 Mar 2011, 17:42

In da Ass
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